Speculate Wildly About Enya (9 Viewers)

[Inner Smile]

Enya is celebrating World Piano Day

I read this as Patio and was thinking what

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya might be playing a piano on her patio outside the house in France

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya prefers this version of a rare picture of her 41 years ago

(as her brothers have mostly been erased )

Spoiler

And this

Original:

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was happy to see Arnold Schwarznegger get his honorary degree from Ulster University today, and quite honoured herself that she got her own almost 19 years ago.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was looking at photo memories from March 2016, and remembers the calm solemn nature of the charity event followed by these crazy few moments of being lifted up

 

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Enya's wondering if she can fool anyone this April Fool's Day. She was thinking to try and convince Roma that she could talk to Nicky as a spirit medium, but that'd be mean if untrue.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would rather take a video call with Susan Boyle celebrating her birthday. 65...

 

[Enya Dearest]

Enya was looking at photo memories from March 2016, and remembers the calm solemn nature of the charity event followed by these crazy few moments of being lifted up

Damn, this 80-year-old geezer decided to relive his youth and just shamelessly grabbed Enya It looks incredibly awkward.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Damn, this 80-year-old geezer decided to relive his youth and just shamelessly grabbed Enya It looks incredibly awkward.

It does seem awkward, but she probably permitted him to carry her or felt bad to say no.

 

[Enya Dearest]

It does seem awkward, but she probably permitted him to carry her or felt bad to say no.

I doubt she allowed him... I don't think he even asked... Good thing it turned out okay. Risky move for 80

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hopes at least one of her songs will be in the 200 played on the moon for Artemis II in September 2025...!

She would be slightly disappointed if not - Enya mentions 'the island of the moon' in Orinoco Flow, has the album named Shepherd Moons, etc. (and who knows only time for the new Enya album? )

Enya doesn't really mind if they don't play her songs (Artemis II taking off in April 2026, not September 2025 haha) since they're not actually landing on the moon. She looks forward to it nonetheless.

As for the launch of a new Enya project... it'll happen within a year and a half.

 

[Enya Dearest]

As for the launch of a new Enya project... it'll happen within a year and a half.

How do you know? Is it true?

 

[disneyteletubby]

How do you know? Is it true?

No, just my speculation but if I do get any info from Dan regarding a new Enya album/project, I will share what I can

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was thinking back to how she sat through The Sound of Music some 60 years ago at the cinema ♡ (probably with an interval, but still, it's been on for ages this afternoon on BBC One ) amazed at her hyperfocus back then, at this random musical family like hers, and a convent (several years before she went to boarding school).

 

[Shirley]

Yes but this time she's watching it TOPLESS and having a shot of WHISKY every time someone says FRÄULEIN MARIA

Oh sorry that's just me

 

[Bypass]

Enya was born in monthly installments

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would've covered the song When I'm Gone if she'd known it back in the late 80s-early 90s. Good for Anna Kendrick popularising it (as the Cup Song, based on this) though

Spoiler: What if she did sing it? ☺️🎶

Probably with more vocals layers and synths, but it kind of suits Enya

 

[Bypass]

Enya was born cigarette first

 

[Bypass]

Enya was fired from IKEA for stealing rolling pins

 

[Bypass]

Enya was declared legally dead in 1992 due to an administrative error.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Since her last big appearance almost a year ago (the gay wedding in Donegal) Enya has been thinking more strategically about how she could make her next appearance before the new album.
Perhaps a random walk in the park for her birthday, wearing a sash saying 'I'm not retired'.

 

[Enya Dearest]

Since her last big appearance almost a year ago (the gay wedding in Donegal) Enya has been thinking more strategically about how she could make her next appearance before the new album.
Perhaps a random walk in the park for her birthday, wearing a sash saying 'I'm not retired'.

I was surprised to find out that she has close gay friends.

 

[disneyteletubby]

I was surprised to find out that she has close gay friends.

The guy getting married was a family friend, and she was just affectionate in that moment.

In a quiet way, I think Enya has had close gay/LGBT friends for a while. She became friends with Rosie O'Donnell too, after the 1997 interview

Spoiler: Also this CD she donated a track to 🌈😊

(I think I mentioned it somewhere here before. Also best till last. )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya chuckled a bit at the Irish Star article out today

Enya's life in $3.3 million castle in Ireland where she lives alone with 12 cats

The enigmatic Irish singer, 64, has famously snubbed the spotlight for a reclusive life in her fortified County Dublin mansion with an estimated $138 million fortune

www.irishstar.com

She wouldn't be surprised to see her 2017 Grammys appearance everywhere now (first picture that comes up on Google, and cited 'latest public appearance' before last year)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would gladly play the part of Aragorn (since Viggo Mortensen is being replaced) if the role was offered to her, for the new Lord of the Rings film. ‍

 

[Enya Dearest]

For this cool photoshoot from 1989 I think she's definitely wearing men's (the shirt and trousers).

Spoiler: Photos

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I used to think the 2 below were from the late 1990 because of the face filler.
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I think it's also from 1989 , cool outfit

 

[disneyteletubby]

Saint Patricia

Enya may be canonised in 2061.

(I'd rather hope she becomes a centenarian though ♡)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya had decided to stay in and nibble on dark chocolate Easter eggs instead of attending Easter Sunday Mass in-person. This is partly due to Storm Dave, and because the church she used to attend in Donegal isn't really there anymore. However, she may have joined the choir at St Patrick's Church in Meenaweel for some singing lately. 🗣♡

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya also had the Pope's Urbi et Orbi Easter speech on, and whilst she doesn't agree with some of his views, quite liked his speech on the whole. The peace not war messages 🕊 and some obscure but relatable thing about a grain rotting in the earth and moving past the sprouts to become a golden ear.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has been expelled from MENSA

 

[Bypass]

Enya has been indoctrinated by the RSPCA

 

[Bypass]

Enya has been reprimanded by NATO

 

[Finn]

Enya gave up shitting for Lent, and has just filled her toilet eight times over

 

[Bypass]

Enya has the words "Bryan Adams" tatooed in arial italic font on the back of her neck.

 

[disneyteletubby]

^She prefers Ferry (hopefully not his politics) haha

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya gave up Enya music for Lent (and working on new stuff) and is now at a crossroads as to how this all makes its big return.

 

[Bypass]

^She prefers Ferry (hopefully not his politics) haha

Enya has put a ferry inside herself.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is going to invest in a Fabergé egg next Easter (if she hasn't already)

It will have a place below the signed photograph of Sergei Rachmaninoff

 

[GNL]

Enya has had a caution from the gardaí after catapulting sun-dried dog eggs at the windows of Bono's mansion.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has switched over to Talkmobile for her secondary phone's SIM and is surprised there isn't much advertising for such a great deal.