Meghan Trainor - Still Don’t Care

Wait a second, are we suggesting that Meghan Trainor had not in fact sold out MULTIPLE ARENAS? That would clearly be preposterous.
 
I mean her tickets were a bit high for someone with very few huge solo songs.

Her writing has made her a mint so she will be fine but I think she let her ego plan that concert tour lol
 
I mean her tickets were a bit high for someone with very few huge solo songs.

A quick Wiki peek tells me she has released no less than SEVEN albums :D yet I don't know if the average Joe can name more than a handful of songs. How bold of her to embark on an arena tour.

ok so one of those albums was a Christmas-themed one, but still.
 
I'm just trying to figure out what kind of person has purchased 7 Meghan Trainor albums.
 
Just ask Molly Smitten-Downes to step in. The Megatrons will barely notice and will also be treated to better songs.

 
I’m obsessed with how hard she’s trying to serve CUNT, but it’s like her inner suburban, white Republican ass keeps pulling the emergency brake.
The styling is confusing at best (shorts under a bodysuit??), the shoes aren’t helping (she needs LONGER stilettos), and that low-effort TikTok choreography paired with the frozen expression is giving MOM (not mother). She could have gone for a more campy approach, and yet nothing :(
 
Yeah that whole video is just puzzling. Everything about her screams I'M A COOL MOM!
 
I think one issue is she needs a drag queen to teach her how to contour her new face. She’s trying for the “no makeup” makeup look but she’s lost so much weight she’s got very strong angles now.

I mean the music is what she’s usually serving so not much can be done there.
 
It was all looking very Legends slot at Glasto till this debacle. Current climate is so unpredictable.
 

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