If Lisa had a cameo I’d pay her 100 bucks to do those spoken bits as ValerieWhy did I read this in the voice of Valerie Cherish?

If Lisa had a cameo I’d pay her 100 bucks to do those spoken bits as ValerieWhy did I read this in the voice of Valerie Cherish?

Why did I read this in the voice of Valerie Cherish?

Waiting for a fuzzy dream, hesitating...I know lyrically it's all very generic, but I'm realising the lyric is a little RECYCLED from Heartbeat on Hard Candy
You know I feel it in my heartbeat
Don't you know, can't you see
When I dance I feel free
Well I've never seen Lisa Kudrow's Valerie Cherish wig and Madonna's Confessions wig in the same room.
He looks excited to meet Sarah Beeny.I'm genuinely not sure I've ever felt so close as I feel right now to understanding what this moment truly felt like
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*MDNAGod so many men who count unprotected sex with strangers as one of their main hobbies are going to come up on MDMA to this during Pride season
Yes, but even Katie Price managed a #1 on iTunes.I checked an hour ago and it wasn’t showing on Apple at all for me.
It is now. And suddenly jumped to #1 on iTunes
And so it BEGINS
A #1 on iTunes is very B-List at Capital.I can never tell if people are being serious or unserious when they mention iTunes chart positions.
I find it interesting in terms of seeing immediacy and global scale, but for an act like Madonna, what's more interesting is how quickly she falls rather than getting to #1 in multiple countries in the first place.I can never tell if people are being serious or unserious when they mention iTunes chart positions.
That’s sort of the boat I’m in with it. I think expecting a full blown Confessions follow-up to be mind blowing 20 years later would be a lot to ask.It's unremarkable but it's not an embarrassment. Overall that's a win for her these days.
I'm sensing it's probably a step below Padam in terms of how much normal people care about ir, but really, who CARES about them? Those of us who are CONNOISSEURS for what's actually fabulous several units deep can tell she's backPlayed this for the straight girls at dinner last night ago were very much WHELMED, but I did start to feel it once I was a bottle of wine deep.

I'm sensing it's probably a step below Padam in terms of how much normal people care about it

I think it's better than Padam Padam.

I think it's better than Padam Padam.
It’s leagues better than that song![]()
It's a different type of song really. Padam Padam was obviously written to be an instantly hooky, memorable hit pop song. This is more of a club moment that will obviously go off on a night out or during a gig.I think it's better than Padam Padam.
You're worse than Geri announcing to the nation's kids that Santa wasn't real on Christmas Top of the Pops that one timeSurely we’ve now all established that Padam Padam is a novelty song?
Like does anyone remember doing the Hokey Cokey and Agadoo as kids?
You know, that sort of thing?
