Rihanna - Miscellaneous Musings 2026

[Pipo]

It's cute she wants to start a whole football team of her own

 

[Jark]

I don't even care anymore. she's retired. have your nine babies and do a comeback tour when you're 50 and the only way to get concert tickets is via organ donation.

 

[K.C.]

Honestly, who gives a shit? There'll hundreds of other industry plants to get excited about.

 

[Pipo]

Honestly, who gives a shit? There'll hundreds of other industry plants to get excited about.

oh yeah, you should know hun!

 

[OutSynk]

It's an old photo.

 

[OutSynk]

Please do delete this thread already though.

 

[POP!]

Yeah. I’ve kind of lost any appetite for new Rihanna music when the last few one offs have been shit anyway. Who cares, I’ll just periodically go back to her riches from the decade she fed us.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think a lot of us are fine with her not making music anymore. Her last record was a decade ago, we have gotten used to her not being there!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[Jark]

kind of obsessed.

 

[K.C.]

That's a VERY good editorial. I love the cover with the baby.

 

[Joseph]

the camera really does love her

 

[OutSynk]

That's a VERY good editorial. I love the cover with the baby.

You’re the reason why we’re never getting new music again.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[K.C.]

You’re the reason why we’re never getting new music again.

GOOD

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

GOOD

Rihanna: "Please don't stop the MUSIC!"

K.C.: Actually, I don't mind if you do, bitch!

 

[K.C.]

Rihanna: "Please don't stop the MUSIC!"

K.C.: Actually, I don't mind if you do, bitch!

More for AVA MAX.

 

[Joseph]

 

[K.C.]

Clearly going for the BOTTOM MARKET.

 

[Pipo]

ott but cute

Spoiler

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Jark]

the album of baby photographs no doubt

 

[K.C.]

Hard pass on new music.

 

[dUb]

She's never been much of a live vocalist though has she?

 

[K.C.]

Has she ever been a live anything?

 

[Pipo]

A live SKINCARE spokesperson

 

[Pipo]

Her performances are a MESS. It's so funny how she gives up in the middle of the choruses to catch her breath; can she not sing anymore?
One thing is being rusty, but this is another level.

 

[Joseph]

She’s never given a great live performance

She’s definitely a “studio singer”

 

[Dark Carnival]

She’s definitely a “studio singer”

Even that is debatable now!

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Pipo]

Apparently she's been cooking since 2022 according to rumour. For how many people is the bitch cooking?

 

[K.C.]

And how many chefs are in the kitchen?

 

[Pipo]

And how many chefs are in the kitchen?

Hun, it's not a five course meal. It's a microwave dinner.

 

[Jark]

She’s never given a great live performance

now shut the fuck up cos this AIN'T true. don't make me dig out that one Love on the Brain PERF OF LIFE.

 

[K.C.]

 

[K.C.]

 

[Joseph]