"It's unaffordable now, garlic prices are through the roof" doesn't have the same ring.GARLIC BREAD?
RESIGNA MEETING? At 4pm on a FRIDAY? DARLING!
Facebook (I know, I know) has suddenly started posted Lynne Perrie videos to my feed as a suggested follow and Im not too mad about it

Today I came across the word LOOKSMAXXING and I made the mistake of asking google what it meant and now Iโm so angry that my weekend is ruined
there had better be beerMr F and his golf mates used to try and convince me that I should take up golf as it's (allegedly) relaxing. I resisted for many years until one day, sick of the mithering, I made them take me to the local driving range. I have never been anywhere, doing something so pointless, that stressed me out so much, to the point where irrational anger kicked in. It was when I started bashing one of Mr F's clubs into the ground, overarm, repeatedly that they decided golf wasn't for me.Off on a work night out to what I thought was mini golf and drinks (i.e. Swingers and the like) but I've just looked it up and it appears to be an ACTUAL DRIVING RANGEthere had better be beer
Okay but WAS THERE BEERMr F and his golf mates used to try and convince me that I should take up golf as it's (allegedly) relaxing. I resisted for many years until one day, sick of the mithering, I made them take me to the local driving range. I have never been anywhere, doing something so pointless, that stressed me out so much, to the point where irrational anger kicked in. It was when I started bashing one of Mr F's clubs into the ground, overarm, repeatedly that they decided golf wasn't for me.
Have fun!
Mr F and his golf mates used to try and convince me that I should take up golf as it's (allegedly) relaxing.
BUT YOUโRE NOT A LESBIAN
No one ever looks like they are enjoying golfMr F and his golf mates used to try and convince me that I should take up golf as it's (allegedly) relaxing. I resisted for many years until one day, sick of the mithering, I made them take me to the local driving range. I have never been anywhere, doing something so pointless, that stressed me out so much, to the point where irrational anger kicked in. It was when I started bashing one of Mr F's clubs into the ground, overarm, repeatedly that they decided golf wasn't for me.
Have fun!
No one ever looks like they are enjoying golf
Wow doing sponsored walk wubs do dat not clue bout itI got up to 18k steps today. Thankfully my sponsored walk finishes next week so I can go back to my usual 2k per day.
It's for the whole month of April. We're doing it as a team from work trying to walk 1000km in memory of our colleague. I've done 116km so far. My legs have literally worn away to stubbs nowWow doing sponsored walk wubs do dat not clue bout iti do it on going luck star long doing it etc
Ligers roxs

Very similar to me todayNever don golf think my life not might don crazy golf once
Getting few steps next week
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Huge ligers roxs
Wowzees sounds cool fun hooe do it next yesr more moreIt's for the whole month of April. We're doing it as a team from work trying to walk 1000km in memory of our colleague. I've done 116km so far. My legs have literally worn away to stubbs now![]()
Nice few more me bit fingers croosed next week lot more don seeing reach 21 ease think
Haha fair enough but ยฃ60 a ticket to watch Peter Kay is actually not bad these days considering what some acts charge. To be honest I think people just go for the nostalgia and a good singalong rather than expecting fresh material. Still, each to their own I suppose, at least she got them without too much of a nightmare. The Glasto F5 experience sounds traumatic though.Flurry of activity in the office this morning as colleague wanted Peter Kay tickets. Having been around when boss's daughter used to want Glasto tickets I was expecting more furious F5-ing but within 5 minutes of the sale going live she'd paid ยฃ180 for three tickets. As if he's going to have any new material ... I wouldn't go and watch him if he was performing on our park.