Sunday fires and misses again

[Agneeta]

I will mow the lawn today.
I will mow the lawn today.
I will mow the lawn today.

Also go to the gym, because I'm becoming a fat bitch. I literally only ate deli food yesterday.

 

[floppet]

I will not mow the lawn today (because the sponny new mower isn't being delivered till tomorrow or Tuesday).

Son in law is running in the London Marathon today. I have no idea what possesses somebody to want to run a marathon, pretty sure I was born without the gene for being competitive.

 

[big ron]

I will not mow the lawn today (because the sponny new mower isn't being delivered till tomorrow or Tuesday).

Son in law is running in the London Marathon today. I have no idea what possesses somebody to want to run a marathon, pretty sure I was born without the gene for being competitive.

Add marathons to list of things people never look like they are enjoying

 

[big ron]

I am mildly hungover, but I had an amazing day yesterday.

 

[Agneeta]

Lawn mowed
Big shop
Dishes
Gym

 

[floppet]

Lawn mowed
Big shop
Dishes
Gym

Bugger off with all your accomplishments! Some of us aren't even dressed yet

 

[Agneeta]

Bugger off with all your accomplishments! Some of us aren't even dressed yet

With my current lifestyle choices, I call this a huge success.

 

[floppet]

Spawn can't get on the marathon tracking app to see where husband is so I'm tracking him on it from Bolton and texting her when he's approaching her position (which I can see on Stalk My iPhone).

Because looking at slowly moving dots on teeny tiny maps of London is how I wanted to spend my Sunday, honest.

 

[Shirley]

I haven't mown the lawn but I have cut both our hair which is CLOSE ENOUGH

If I'm going to have my hair this short I'm going to have to invest in a BIG FLOPPY SUNHAT

 

[Agneeta]

I think Moopy can mark itself safe from our normal Sunday terror.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I haven't mown the lawn but I have cut both our hair which is CLOSE ENOUGH

If I'm going to have my hair this short I'm going to have to invest in a BIG FLOPPY SUNHAT

Maybe some yellow shorts to go with the hat?

 

[jyxz]

I haven't mown the lawn but I have cut both our hair which is CLOSE ENOUGH

If I'm going to have my hair this short I'm going to have to invest in a BIG FLOPPY SUNHAT

Does Mr Shirl have it styled and is he happy with the outcome?

 

[Lucille]

I’m surprised he lets you near him with SCISSORS.

 

[big ron]

Ive just had the most incredible nap

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OH TO RUN WITH A PERFECTLY SPHERICAL SHADOW

 

[lolly]

Watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire as a friend is on it. What a load of shit.

 

[Lucille]

omg is that STILL ON?!?

 

[lolly]

Honestly, a homosexual who doesn't know mayonnaise contains eggs?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Honestly, a homosexual who doesn't know mayonnaise contains eggs?

 

[Lucille]

What did he think it was made of? VIBES?

 

[Star]

I mowed the lawn today! I got this solar koala with blinking eyes for my birthday that I put out today and watching the sun set and him start blinking is

 

[lolly]

Fucking hell, he won the million

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Fucking hell, he won the million

Your friend?

 

[lolly]

Yes!

 

[Lucille]

Even without knowing mayo contains eggs?

 

[Lucille]

Did he phone a friend for that one?

 

[Inner Smile]

I think Moopy can mark itself safe from our normal Sunday terror.

I can see this ya know

Fucking hell, he won the million

Is he single