The USA: The Trump Years 2.0 (1 Viewer)

[VoR]

It's hard not imagine they're laying the groundwork for a timely martial law announcement before they get wiped out in the midterms...

 

[Agneeta]

I doubt this is real for a second. If it is real, it's really boring.

The conspiracy stories are already about six stories deep that include NASA and the shooters name being the only post by a Pepe the Frog account in 2023.

 

[Agneeta]

It’s also remarkable that no potential assassin ever got as close to Obama as has repeatedly happened with Trump.

 

[cwej]

Yet another failed assassination attempt? FFS. I do not wish death on anyone. But… yes I do.

 

[Madison]

Annoyingly, the incident will have the effect of bolstering his arguments why he should be allowed to build his garish east wing ballroom.

 

[funky]

Annoyingly, the incident will have the effect of bolstering his arguments why he should be allowed to build his garish east wing ballroom.

 

[jivafox]

He's looking like absolute arse. Worse than ever. COME ON!!!!!!!

 

[funky]

Woman gets cut off by Fox News as she starts to explain how she was warned about what was about to happen

 

[Finn]

 

[octophone]

Woman gets cut off by Fox News as she starts to explain how she was warned about what was about to happen

Good grief. The excuse about the 'cell service' might have washed in 2001.

 

[K.C.]

Speaking of fake

 

[Joseph]

Speaking of fake

I really fucking hate her

 

[octophone]

I've seen better acting on Channel 5 in the daytime.

 

[K.C.]

Just reeking of QUACKERY

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I've seen better acting on Channel 5 in the daytime.

Or a Drag Race skit.

 

[K.C.]

Or a Drag Race skit.

On episode #3 where she'd land in the bottom and give a snoozefest lip-sync and cringey exit line.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

The suitcase woman

 

[Lucille]

Who is THAT DIVA!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Who is THAT DIVA!

Why is she dressed like an extra from The Great Gatsby? Why did she bring her suitcase (probably from TJ Maxx) to that dinner? I need to know everything about her!

 

[Agneeta]

Why is she dressed like an extra from The Great Gatsby? Why did she bring her suitcase (probably from TJ Maxx) to that dinner? I need to know everything about her!

It's also a hotel.

 

[Lucille]

Then give it to the concierge, don’t drag it to the STEP & REPEAT!

 

[funky]

The conspiracies around this “shooting” are WILD and such a rabbit hole that I’m not sure is worth going down because obviously nothing will ever come of it even if it is debunked, they’ll just deny it as fake news anyway.

But the outcome which is being hidden in plain sight is the fact that the Republicans are now pushing for the $400m bill of the White House ballroom to be paid by the government, NOT Trump and his mates, because of the urgency of security.

Could. Not. Make. This. Shit. Up.

A country run by grifters.

 

[octophone]

I've got a better idea. Demolish the rest of the White House.

 

[Joseph]

IS IT A BEE

 

[Lucille]

RELEASE THE BEES!

 

[big ron]

I've just heard a clip of Trump talking about the King being there; he can barely utter a sentence. He puts massive, unnecessary pauses in between words.

He really is in some sort of cognitive freefall.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Hopefully a sign of imminent death.

 

[octophone]

Oh PLEASE let him fall over, shit himself and die in front of The King. The humiliation would be his last ever thought.

 

[big ron]

I hope he says something out of line, Charlie slaps him with those big sausage fingers and he has a fit and dies in a puddle of his own piss.

 

[big ron]

RIP hun x

 

[octophone]

"I didn't shit myself, Joe Biden shat in these pants while I was wearing them"

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Suddenly blue passports don't seem quite so bad

 

[Agneeta]

Well the King's speech certainly threw some subtle shade at Trump.

 

[Agneeta]

He did it

 

[Joseph]

Oh lord

 

[jivafox]

 

[K.C.]

More like TWO QUEENS. You just know they jerked each other off (but neither can even cum anymore)

 

[K.C.]

I wonder if there's a difference between a royal cumshot and a presidential cumshot.

 

[Joseph]

Just dust