The EVIL Christina Aguilera - new album threatened

[Shoat]

The evil Christina saw Nicki Minaj, thought "I can better that" and decided to launch a campaign to join the Trump government by seizing land and annexing Mexico into a US state. What a witch

 

[lolly]

Obviously she's evil, but is she STILL threatening a new album?

Only I get triggered every time this thread is bumped

 

[Pipo]

stiff as a board

 

[VoR]

Obviously she's evil, but is she STILL threatening a new album?

Only I get triggered every time this thread is bumped

Much like global pandemics and Nazism, the threat is always lurking.

 

[Jark]

stiff as a board

I expected a lot worse - she's hardly Mariah!

 

[K.C.]

Oof. The STRUGGLE hunni

 

[Jark]

I had a dream about her the other night. she was looking amazing albeit quite wide in the face the way women tend to be after many facelifts. maybe the dream was set in the future and she was in her 50s. people were talking about how good she looked. we were at an event and for some reason I was seated almost directly below her. she took her seat and when I looked up, there was a huge concave hole under her chin where all the skin had been folded in - it was incredibly disturbing

 

[Joseph]

I prefer my Christina fat and in slouchy clothes because she sang her ass off when I saw her

No shoes and a robe - I’M IN

 

[straightorbroken]

She was pregnant you monster!

 

[Pipo]

With an album that was shelved (by herself no doubt), probably

 

[Joseph]

I’m old so I may have told this already but that was a show at the casino and we were on the elevator with some of her tour people and they were discussing having to get all the stuff packed to leave and one of them said “She would rather drive the bus herself than stay here” and I loved her even more after that

 

[supermassive]

"Mexico is one of the biggest music markets"

not really

 

[straightorbroken]

Maybe she collabs with the Cartel and it's really lucrative for her.

 

[Pipo]

"Mexico is one of the biggest music markets"

not really

We may not buy records, but we sell out every single damn show ask practically anyone from the Spotify Global charts; GOD we're so dumb.

 

[POP!]

Debuts new bob. Not a fan but still looking 27

 

[wildchild]

The inspiration:

 

[jivafox]

 

[K.C.]

I think she's LOOKSMAXXING

 

[straightorbroken]

It's a wig anyway. Shame she slept on her side whilst the collagen was still settling though.

 

[wildchild]

Why is she spending time with that snake?

 

[Jark]

Why is she spending time with that snake?

Salma Hayek can spend time with whomever she wants

 

[wildchild]

Salma Hayek can spend time with whomever she wants

I wish she would choose her company better

 

[Jark]

I was not actually clear which of them you were calling the snake however as lovely and mad as Salma seems she is married to an evil billionaire. so I'm not sure Legend X is any worse company to be keeping.

 

[supermassive]

Maybe she’s hoping to secure another billionaire party gig. Why tour the provinces for LOCALS when you can just do 1 gig for evil people HA SAY!

 

[K.C.]

That new wig just reeks of evil.

 

[straightorbroken]

It's very Aunt Gladys.

 

[K.C.]

 

[GNL]

Why does it look like she's about to get a makeunder from Jenny Frost.

 

[straightorbroken]

Gosh. Fry your hair to a crisp for twice as long with Nexxus.

 

[taste of glamour]

Serving 25 years old!

 

[Pipo]

I always come here assuming it's Xtina's General HOT chat.

IS it time for a BI-O_NICK reppraisal 16 years later? Ladytron were interviewed a couple of days ago and had something to say about the original version of the album that never was (The one sans Not Myself Tonight, Woohoo, Sex for breakfast Vanity, Desnudate, etc).

 

[straightorbroken]

The interviewer could have piped down with their 5 minutes ago gleaned facts to let them answer the question more.

 

[Pipo]

We're truly running out of good interviewers who can shut the fuck up after asking important questions.

 

[supermassive]

Bionic the Kid A that never was instead it sounds like an album of songs from Rupaul Drag Race alumni.

 

[wildchild]

Bionic was so futuristic at the time, only now — 16 years later — it’s starting to sound current and modern.

I can’t believe the label didn’t share the vision with Bobblehead.

 

[Jark]

which songs on Bionic sound current or modern please

 

[GNL]

which songs on Bionic sound current or modern please

None of them. It's still ahead of its time, but soon... Soon...

 

[Suedehead]

BIONIC 2.0

When !!!!!

Confessions II go and die in a hole
We need Vanity and WooHoo part 2

 

[POP!]

Licky yum yum what a great guy

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Yessss let's get glam!