A thread about the increasingly rancid Storrie Glorrie (formerly Club Chalamet) (1 Viewer)

[Finn]

Because she's absolutely out of her tree and I remain OBSESSED

Here's Miss Club's very normal and dignified analysis of Connor's expected attendance at Monday's Met Gala:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The insane tweets that make it through my algorithm meant I thought they'd broken up though?

God it's all SO CONFUSING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also, a reminder that this EVIL WOMAN is a TERF whose home RIGHTLY BURNED DOWN in the California fires a few years back

 

[Sardonicus]

Has poor old Timmy been cast into the ether after another fail at the Oscars?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Has poor old Timmy been cast into the ether after another fail at the Oscars?

He's CHANGED, did you not know? He's no longer the Timmy she fell in love with.

 

[Lucille]

Twink death, Miss Club likes her meat FRESH.

 

[Lucille]

She’s so WICKED!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Finn]

She's been increasingly deranged and toxic re: Hudson in past weeks, but here she is randomly backing the Irish far right???



And on a less concerning note she wants Connor Storrie to leave Heated Rivalry:

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What's her problem with Hudson!?

 

[supermassive]

What's her problem with Hudson!?

She thinks he's a big influence on HARD WORKING ANGEL Connor Storrie. Can't wait for Connor to start doing films so she can hilariously mispredict another awards season like with Timothee.

 

[Finn]

Have updated the thread title after seeing this:

 

[supermassive]

Watch out Grogu YOU’RE NEXT.



Though at 50 years old, Grogu should help her beat the creepy peado allegations.

 

[Finn]

@Lucille you in danger gurl

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Very normal to fly to Paris for your niece’s 8th grade graduation.

 

[Finn]

It's the one that counts!

 

[Jark]

I'm sure the sister did EVERYTHING to prevent her from coming and she wasn't having it. you just know she is loathed.

 

[Finn]

Have you seen Disclosure Day yet, Lucille love?

 

[hyperwoof]

Have you seen Disclosure Day yet, Lucille love?

Nobody that has can remember doing so.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Have you seen Disclosure Day yet, Lucille love?

omg

They say never meet your heroes, but what do they know anyway?

 

[Lucille]

Miss thing is going THROUGH IT!

 

[jivafox]

I wish that were me.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

she tried to remove my fucking dermatologist recommended fucking SPF mask from my fucking face

 

[Lucille]

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

But what about her niece's graduation???

 

[supermassive]

Why was she even in Paris? What a fucking stalker!

 

[Finn]

This trip was booked over a year ago ACTUALLY.

She's not a stalker, just someone who stood outside his hotel in a mask for 2 hours

 

[Jark]

she didn't even KNOW if her schedule would permit a quick trip to see Connor! it was spontaneous.

 

[supermassive]

This trip was booked over a year ago ACTUALLY.

She's not a stalker, just someone who stood outside his hotel in a mask for 2 hours

What a lucky coincidence no doubt she has a trip to Toronto with her family coming up just as HR starts up again.

Now the thorough backstory justifying her appearance makes sense, she clearly came to stalk INCOGNITO

 

[Jark]

this woman belongs in Arkham Asylum

 

[Finn]

I'm absolutely howling at this

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

She should just go full Jason Voorhees the next time, at least the ice hockey mask would be in theme.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I'm absolutely howling at this

Do we have a stalker emoji?

 

[supermassive]

Notifications on

 

[Jark]

I think guard dog ilya truther is also a complete mentalist. it takes one to know one...

 

[supermassive]

Me when I get very specific instructions from my dermatologist for my PLANNED 1 year in advance family trip to Paris

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I think guard dog ilya truther is also a complete mentalist. it takes one to know one...

They're all crazy (except for us HR fans in this forum of course )

 

[supermassive]

I’n so confused, who NEEDS loons standing outside their hotel?

 

[Finn]

FYI: