Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is less threatened by people saying she is their mum than the gold diggers (though the idea of a supposed child of hers trying to contact her to get money is more overwhelming ).

 

[Pipo]

Starting June 1st, in celebration of PRIDE festivities worldwide, Grindr users will be welcomed with a cheerful “Hi there! It’s MUM!” while “Orinoco Flow” mysteriously auto-plays at full volume even if your phone is on silent. The campaign marks the beginning of the Irish icon’s bold new ERA: a rumored album packed with celestial humming ballads, an intimate Tiny Desk concert filmed inside her castle (featuring the tiniest desk ever constructed), and, naturally, a line of rosemary-flavored condoms.

 

[hyperwoof]

I hear Growlr are doing similar but with the new Elbow album.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Tiny Desk concert filmed inside her castle (featuring the tiniest desk ever constructed)

That'd be amazing though I think a Tiny Desk concert could be better than a tour for Enya.

 

[hyperwoof]

Enya is controlled by her cats entirely. She has no free will. She even eats from a cat bowl. On the floor. Like a pig. I was disgusted when I found this out. She let it happen too. Wanted it.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Now I'm quite sure you don't know Enya haha

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hopes David Attenborough has a nice 100th birthday. She always preferred his brother Richard (and probably the same with liking Princess Margaret's personality more than Queen Elizabeth II's).

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was an unpaid waitress 🍽

(at 14 if the year's right, not 8)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya, despite being a polite and well-spoken teen, was probably tempted to 'drink herself under the table' back then (I bet she had a pint or two underage)

Spoiler: Referring to this quote in a 2008 article

'I never look back and regret anything'

Leaving Dublin Airport to meet Enya, I am somewhat compromised by a message on my mobile from my mother telling me she will kill me if I'm nasty to her. It's the kind of fierce, loyal devotion from fans that has helped Enya sell more than 70 million albums worldwide, making her second only to U2...

www.independent.ie

 

[hyperwoof]

Enya's favourite cat is called Simon - she has had 12 Simon's in total, over the many many years she has been alive. It is said that if there was ever to be no Simon in the house that Enya would sleep for 1000 years. The current Simon enjoys fresh pilchards.

 

[Enya Dearest]

Enya was an unpaid waitress 🍽
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(at 14 if the year's right, not 8)

Yes, Enya was 14 years old. If he was talking about an 8-year-old girl, then it definitely wasn't Enya!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Unless he (and possibly several) mistook her younger sister Olive (who did officially work in the bar, in her late 20s) as Enya.
Her youngest sister Brídín was around 8 though. I think it was Eithne; he just underestimated her age.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Haha I just realised that this is page 100 of the thread

 

[disneyteletubby]

I think page 8 is one of my favourites and I wish greenmust came back.
Page 89 is another favourite

 

[Enya Dearest]

Эния, несмотря на то, что была вежливой и хорошо воспитанной девушкой-подростком, вероятно, испытывала искушение «напиться до беспамятства» в то время (я уверена, что она выпила пару кружек пива, будучи несовершеннолетней).
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'I never look back and regret anything'

Leaving Dublin Airport to meet Enya, I am somewhat compromised by a message on my mobile from my mother telling me she will kill me if I'm nasty to her. It's the kind of fierce, loyal devotion from fans that has helped Enya sell more than 70 million albums worldwide, making her second only to U2...

www.independent.ie

[/SPOILER]

Тhanks for sharing. Really interesting interview

 

[disneyteletubby]

You're welcome there are some rather interesting quotes in there, showing how independent-minded Enya has been, even later in her career.

 

[Enya Dearest]

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I would like to see Enya's face when the journalist asked about this.
" that's totally untrue "

 

[Enya Dearest]

You're welcome there are some rather interesting quotes in there, showing how independent-minded Enya has been, even later in her career.

"It is rumoured that their wealth far exceeds Enya's"
what do you think about it?

 

[disneyteletubby]

"It is rumoured that their wealth far exceeds Enya's"
what do you think about it?

I was wondering about that too... maybe it's true, between themselves. Also their daughter Ebony breeds horses so the Ryans definitely have quite a lot of money. Roma is very low-key about it though.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would rather be stuck on the second floor of the castle than live in a 'granny pod'. Then again she'd rather the granny pod than live at the average nursing home.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has some stairlifts installed, the official reason being for when her mother visits, but she occasionally goes up and down on them herself when she's bored

 

[Pipo]

“ENYA ERUPTS!” Singer lashes out at media frenzy after explosive rumors link her to BTS heartthrob j-hope and calls out The Guardian over “wild fantasy fiction” dating claims.
“I’ve sailed too far in ‘Orinoco Flow’ to be dragged into this nonsense,” Enya allegedly LASHES OUT. “People can ‘Only Time’ their own business before turning my life into a ‘Caribbean Blue’ fanfic.”

 

[disneyteletubby]

I still want to rediscover that early 1980s article where she (at 20 or so) rants (understandably) about the Clannad picture and not being treated fairly along with the band.
Generally though, apart from being a little firm on some points she shares, Enya never truly 'erupts' nor lashes out in anger for the press to capture.

 

[hyperwoof]

Enya has never eaten a pie as she fears the unknown of what lies in wait for her beneath the golden pastry.

 

[Enya Dearest]

I still want to rediscover that early 1980s article where she (at 20 or so) rants (understandably) about the Clannad picture and not being treated fairly along with the band.
Generally though, apart from being a little firm on some points she shares, Enya never truly 'erupts' nor lashes out in anger for the press to capture.

Only Nicky Ryan saw her in anger.

 

[disneyteletubby]

I bet some of her siblings have and probably Roma too, though not anger directed at her.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes this just needs Sting's falsetto over it (sounds like another drummer and Stewart Copeland singing instead ) and it could be a Police song.



(Thank goodness it wasn't just a Police deep cut though haha. The original is Enya's music mastery )

 

[disneyteletubby]

The original being:

Spoiler: (This is an instrumental extraction from the documentary; I hope she still has the master recordings)

:music:

 

[hyperwoof]

Enya has a complete set of Argos catalogues indexed in leather binders in her toilet. She has been known to spend hours pooing whilst pouring over the board games of the mid 1970s.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Haha I used to look through (early 2010s; I'm a 2000s kid) the toys sections of Argos catalogues and other Christmas magazines in the magazine rack like that

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Enya misses when Argos stores did lots more. She has a few great pieces of jewellery and Sekonda watches (for others; hers are premium) that were bought from there. ️

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says "Ceart go leor. Níl ach seachtain nó mar sin fágtha anois, tá na héadaí réidh agam, ach níl mé i ndiaidh socrú ar bith a dhéanamh le Rosanna Crothers go fóill."

(Translate it) (Rosanna Crothers is the name of a beauty salon in Dublin that she has been to in the past, probably still does:-)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes this is a good thing (for her dialect to not be entirely recreated with AI)

 

[hyperwoof]

Enya is a construct played by twins Doris and Doreen Stringer from Leeds. Legally she does not exist at all.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has the Tracy Beaker pyjamas from Penneys, including the long T-shirt with Tracy's line "I'm not crying, it's hayfever!"

 

[hyperwoof]

Enya has visited every Subway in the country disguised as a builder.

 

[Enya Dearest]

I was wondering about that too... maybe it's true, between themselves. Also their daughter Ebony breeds horses so the Ryans definitely have quite a lot of money. Roma is very low-key about it though.

I hope the rights and profits are distributed fairly between them. I hope Enya's share is at least 50%.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was watching some documentary with a segment about Princess Diana, and reminisced about the times they met

She finds it mind-boggling to imagine, royalty or not, what it would've been like to marry as a teenager and have two kids by the age of 25. (Then again, her own mother had three by then, and another six, including Eithne, the 6th one, at 30.)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would also be confused by there actually being 12 viewers of this page at any given time.

Over 3k watching Moya's funeral live wasn't a surprise though...that'll mean at least 30k would be happy to hear Enya's new music.

 

[hyperwoof]

Enya has a mortal fear of puppetry though conversely, actually adores puppets themselves - but they must stay utterly still in her presence or she will freak out - hurling any such puppet from the highest window in her castle.

 

[disneyteletubby]

♡ Enya, 2016

(and in 2026, finally some visuals to go with it)
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Right next to it is their sister-in-law's beauty salon. ️
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I may have got mixed up: the house on the left could be the grandparents' place instead. Right behind probably used to be (at least 40 years prior to the Maps view) the family home (and now I get why Enya said it wasn't very big)

Spoiler: So it seems the house behind was their childhood home

That's probably still their place, but the flat roof house has been demolished/rebuilt since.
And the cat is probably Peewee