Eurovision Song Contest 2026: Semi-Final 2 LIVE

[Soldi]

Hope you’re all ready for another PRODUCTION MASTERCLASS

 

[Suomi]

I actually don’t know whether I can take more of this

 

[Lucille]

Shall we?

 

[Dark Carnival]

This semi reeks less of genocide so I might give it a go

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Going for level 70 tonight girls

 

[Lucille]

 

[Tisch]

So negative! This semi contains BANGARANGA girls!

 

[Tisch]

Was Ross Kemp always such a SHIT ACTOR

 

[Dark Carnival]

First time going in with zero knowledge of what’s coming

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is this shit christmas singing the best we're going to hear tonight?

 

[lolly]

I didn't start drinking until 10 minutes ago. The first few songs before it kicks in may be rough.

 

[Soldi]

I reckon Amanda from Amandaland is announcing our votes Saturday.

 

[Lucille]

First time going in with zero knowledge of what’s coming

You about to get PAINTED hunty.

 

[PercyPig]

Ange is gonna have to start projecting into that microphone if she wants to keep working at the BBC

 

[GNL]

Is Angela Scanlon in Big Bird drag?

 

[Ellie]

What’s this utter shite?

 

[win_the_game]

I have absolutely no recollection of how last year's winner sounded.

 

[Ellie]

What’s this utter shite?

 

[dmlaw]

Why would you have this fucking thing at the start, when people are sober?

 

[GNL]

The hostess being a NEPO BABY and DIAMOND HEIRESS explains a bit.

 

[lolly]

I didn't start drinking until 10 minutes ago. The first few songs before it kicks in may be rough.

I should have added some rohypnol

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Suddenly hope my mystery illness is TERMINAL

 

[rhythmbandit]

Jesus they really aren't as funny as they think they are.

 

[Soldi]

It’s what these hosts deserve after Tuesdays shitshow.

 

[GNL]

Are these people doing the final as well?

 

[Tisch]

This is much funnier than anything on Tuesday! Clearly they're better pre-recorded.

 

[Iguana]

Oh I thought that was really funny

 

[rhythmbandit]

Fortunately this can't get any worse.

Can it??!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is much funnier than anything on Tuesday! Clearly they're better pre-recorded.

Oh I thought that was really funny

CHECK FOR A GAS LEAK IMMEDIATELY

 

[win_the_game]

DIAMOND HEIRESS

More like CUT GLASS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I didn't start drinking until 10 minutes ago. The first few songs before it kicks in may be rough.

Going in with a cheap sauvignon because that's exactly what this edition deserves.

 

[Soldi]

I wish Victoria would stop ask me how I’m feeling.

 

[Soldi]

DP

 

[Soldi]

Triple post (fucking Mopsy)

 

[Agneeta]

As Rylan said it's the best skit they've done.

 

[GNL]

Unafraid to reference:

 

[Iguana]

Emily (randomly English?) looks TERRIFIED

 

[Lucille]

I’d probably let male host stick it in sorry.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I’d probably let male host stick it in sorry.

After MANY beverages.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’d probably let male host stick it in sorry.

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