Eurovision Song Contest 2026: Semi-Final 2 LIVE

[dmlaw]

He sounds like he’s trying to imitate Wasted Love but only after having it described to him.

 

[Suomi]

A micro state represented by an ethereal woman with a long flowing dress singing a pleasant mid-tempo song

Has anyone checked on @VoR in case he’s passed out from joy

 

[GNL]

Eurovision jury members:

Just how I like my twinks, MISERABLE!

 

[Agneeta]

Has he HEARD OF AN IRON?

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh there's always a TWINK.

And always with very deep, boring feelings.

 

[dmlaw]

Has he HEARD OF AN IRON?

NO, MUM, I DON’T NEED YOU TO IRON MY SHIRT. I’M GOING ON THE EUROVISION.

 

[Ellie]

 

[rhythmbandit]

This just feels like every other male power ballad from about 2022 onwards.

 

[Agneeta]

Fuck this is boring.

 

[lolly]

I do quite like his voice. The song less so.

 

[PercyPig]

Quite liked that once it got going

 

[Agneeta]

Imprison him.

 

[Soldi]

The juries are going to eat that up.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[VoR]

Impressive vocals, but it was giving Gjon’s Teare stand-in.

 

[Lucille]

Bit GJON’S TEARS on OZEMPIC.

 

[dmlaw]

Were you perverts not saying that you would fuck that man?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Lucille still nurturing your perversion?

 

[Ellie]

That’s an old looking 17 year old.

 

[Lucille]

Were you perverts not saying that you would fuck that man?

WHY NOT!

 

[win_the_game]

Were you perverts not saying the you would fuck that man?

The host that looks like he keeps people locked up in his basement?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Were you perverts not saying that you would fuck that man?

Who us? Don't include me! it's that sick sick @Lucille

 

[Agneeta]

Were you perverts not saying that you would fuck that man?

He's a child.

 

[lolly]

She looked horribly bow legged there

 

[Soldi]

Not this Berghain rip off.

 

[Lucille]

Raised in UTAH? Is this ESC’s first MORMON?

 

[Agneeta]

Oh the host. Yes sure.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Rosalia called.

She's suing you.

 

[Soldi]

Not this Berghain rip off.

 

[lolly]

That outfit is horrible

 

[dmlaw]

He's a child.

The host, not Czechia guy. He’s just pleased that Scott Mills isn’t there.

 

[Music]

Opera again? Groundbreaking.

 

[PercyPig]

Paris 2024 opening ceremony (but without the rain)

 

[Soldi]

Dancer on the far left

 

[Dark Carnival]

Opera needs to be banned

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Opera needs to be banned

As does FRENCH

 

[win_the_game]

Sounds like she's doing a vocal warm up to be honest.

 

[Agneeta]

I like her, I liked the song/ perf before. This isn't doing much for me.

 

[Tisch]

Quite an UNCOMFORTABLE performance from France. I've never got this.

 

[GNL]

Oh she's ACTING!