Eurovision Song Contest 2026: Semi-Final 2 LIVE

[GNL]

Why is he dressed as a terrible team meeting?

 

[lolly]

Is that a pair of comedy glasses with a fake nose attached?

 

[dmlaw]

I see that this is one of those staging concepts designed to show their contempt for the people in the hall.

 

[Ellie]

At least this isn’t boring.

 

[hyperwoof]

Scott Mills eating the left overs from Tuesday's Deliveroo and toying with a Ubereats order.

 

[Iguana]

Is one of them Senhit?

 

[Sardonicus]

I like Armenia every year & this is no exception, sorry not sorry

 

[Lucille]

oh ffs

 

[GNL]

I see that this is one of those staging concepts designed to show their contempt for the people in the hall.

At least r Olly gave us jockstraps and dirty grouting.

 

[Agneeta]

He's very efficient.

 

[Soldi]

If this shit qualifies over Latvia or Switzerland

 

[lolly]

At least get your tits out for real

 

[Tisch]

Is one of them Senhit?

PROBABLY

 

[hyperwoof]

Armenia - would quite like to fuck in a gym shower.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am not hating this at all

 

[rhythmbandit]

CHAOTIC.

 

[GNL]

Enjoying this against my will.

 

[win_the_game]

I imagine this is what a BRAIN ANEURYSM sounds like.

 

[FetchFugly]

The sheer vest just looks odd.

 

[Lucille]

JUST NOISE FOR THE SAKE OF IT!

 

[Iguana]

Oh that's qualifying

 

[Tisch]

Ooh this is GOOD really fun dancing

 

[ZenGiraffe]

JUST NOISE FOR THE SAKE OF IT!

WELL YES!

 

[lolly]

Angela really is serving no purpose tonight

 

[hyperwoof]

This reminds me of huffing the armpits on a masser in Sitges recently. Should have been a no, but was heaven.

 

[Lucille]

I am not hating this at all

Level up your orc PERVERT.

 

[Agneeta]

I didn't enjoy that remotely. Racket.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Mel C meets Michelle Visage

 

[Lucille]

This reminds me of huffing the armpits on a masser in Sitges recently. Should have been a no, but was heaven.

Right.

 

[Ellie]

Ooh, someone who can sing. I like this.

 

[rhythmbandit]

A perfect example of a dreary song being lifted by intriguing staging.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is not qualifying

 

[hyperwoof]

Is that Anastasia or Nana Mouskouri?

 

[lolly]

BORING

 

[Sardonicus]

This Swiss song is excellent & she can sing. Qualify pls.

 

[GNL]

A bit ROPEY.

...

Do you see what I did there?

 

[Tisch]

Moopy SILENT during this one. Are we all just mesmered or BORED? (I know which one I am)

 

[dmlaw]

Swiss staging is very effective.

 

[lolly]

A perfect example of a dreary song being lifted by intriguing staging.

Or alternatively 'Christ, this is dull - throw any old shit at it'

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Swiss staging is very effective.

But entirely wassted on such a piss poor song