Eurovision Song Contest 2026: Semi-Final 2 LIVE

[Tisch]

Rylan sucking all the fun out this bring back Scott Mills!

 

[VoR]

Why is this section so bloody long?!

 

[Tisch]

Doing that really annoying thing when the other team get the answer right but making sure we all know HE KNOWS IT TOO

 

[dmlaw]

Why are they doing the same (terrible) bit two shows in a row?

It seems to be quite a lot longer tonight. I fear that they may be planning to bring back the two winners for the final.

 

[Madison]

Chat GPT says for Moopy:

Place	Country	Points
	Australia	109
	Denmark	86
	Bulgaria	74
4	Romania	74
5	Albania	59
6	Cyprus	36
7	Norway	35
8	Armenia	33
9	Switzerland	32
10	Ukraine	29
11	Latvia	25
12	Czech Republic	17
13	Luxembourg	11
14	Azerbaijan	0
14	Malta	0

Qualified:
Australia
Denmark
Bulgaria
Romania
Albania
Cyprus
Norway
Armenia
Switzerland
Ukraine

Non-Qualifiers:
Latvia
Czech Republic
Luxembourg
Azerbaijan
Malta

 

[GNL]

It seems to be quite a lot longer tonight. I fear that they may be planning to bring back the two winners for the final.

This is not for PRIME TIME.

 

[Agneeta]

Chat GPT says for Moopy:

Place	Country	Points
	Australia	109
	Denmark	86
	Bulgaria	74
4	Romania	74
5	Albania	59
6	Cyprus	36
7	Norway	35
8	Armenia	33
9	Switzerland	32
10	Ukraine	29
11	Latvia	25
12	Luxembourg	11
13	Czech Republic	17

Nul Points: None

Qualified:
Australia
Denmark
Bulgaria
Romania
Albania
Cyprus
Norway
Armenia
Switzerland
Ukraine

Non-Qualifiers:
Latvia
Czech Republic
Luxembourg

There's two missing!

 

[Lucille]

60 viewers

 

[Star]

Her bazwungas look strange in that dress

 

[dmlaw]

There's two missing!

ChatGPT has dispatched a terminator to your address for pointing out its shortcomings.

 

[Lucille]

What is that? It’s the UNKNOWN!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Oh look it's Fabian @Sardonicus

 

[rhythmbandit]

Why has JJ turned up as Demi Moore circa Ghost?

 

[dmlaw]

What is that? It’s the UNKNOWN!

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Is that not Katy Perry at the Met gala?

 

[GNL]

Disappointed JJ is not having a mental breakdown in an ugly dress halfway up a ladder.

 

[Tisch]

Quite...good? Quite different to that thing Nemo turned up with last year

 

[win_the_game]

Well this is better than Nemo last year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well this is better than Nemo last year.

How dare you BESMIRCH such ARTISTRY

 

[dmlaw]

JJ: Would you like to hear my new song? It’s like the other one but I’m going to do even more tiresome high notes.

 

[Madison]

Meh

 

[Lucille]

Well this is better than Nemo last year.

This was a GAG!

 

[Suomi]

Well this is better than Nemo last year.

That was one of the most relatable performances EVER televised!

 

[Tisch]

Better than Watsed Love

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Moldova has an air of LA VIE BOHEME from Rent about it

 

[GNL]

I can hardly watch Croatia without thinking of how CATHOLIC FEMALE SUFFERING has been ridiculed.

 

[dmlaw]

I can hardly watch Croatia without thinking of how CATHOLIC FEMALE SUFFERING has been ridiculed.

Have you been reading the reviews for the new Madonna single again?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Semi 1 recap sounds DIABOLICAL

 

[Dark Carnival]

WTF!

 

[Soldi]

SCARED

 

[PercyPig]

YES

 

[Soldi]

YAY BULGARIA

 

[PercyPig]

Ukraine FFS

 

[Soldi]

NORWAY?!

 

[PercyPig]

DELTA!

 

[Soldi]

NORWAY?!

 

[GNL]

Poor Mel C is hyperventilating.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bangabangara!

 

[Lucille]

Norway shaved pits?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Is Delta married to Tommy Cash?

 

[dmlaw]

Good for Romania.