RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

[ButterTart]

I love the casual reference to eating PIZZA AND CHIPS in the same meal as a regular thing.

Re: live action Scooby Doo - I’ll wait to see if Fred is hot or not before forging an opinion

Pizza needs to be paired with chips, jalapeno bombers, onion rings or some chicken strips else you're not fancy.

 

[lolly]

Mr L is very fond of a potato pizza with Stilton.

 

[Eddie]

My idea of fancy pizza is recreating the all you can eat salad bar alongside a deep pan slice or two.

 

[Eddie]

Bacon bits optional of course (I love them).

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don't care if it is historically accurate. It's ugly!

 

[ButterTart]

I don't care if it is historically accurate. It's ugly!

Olden days people were shit at doing windows. They're all to cock!

 

[GNL]

Olden days people were shit at doing windows. They're all to cock!

Me, walking past an old house: "that's obviously AI."

 

[Lucille]

Sorry I think it looks better refurbed!

 

[Jark]

OVERBEARING PARTNERS AT THE SEXUAL HEALTH CLINIC

Let her go in by herself you creep. We all now think you’re hitting her

I've never seen anyone at the clinic with a partner! is that a thing?

 

[Jark]

new build houses in particular that have like 10% window and 90% wall. almost every design of house or building looks better with MORE WINDOWS.

 

[hyperwoof]

I don't care if it is historically accurate. It's ugly!

oldie worlde buildings looked spanking new to start with so this is fair enough. Now it is Sabrina rather than Mae West in Sextette

 

[hyperwoof]

new build houses in particular that have like 10% window and 90% wall. almost every design of house or building looks better with MORE WINDOWS.

also ceiling height - you bought the land, pay for a few more layers of brick for fuck sake and yes - max out the winds - nothing looks more miserable than stingy windows. I do not have stingy windows!

 

[hyperwoof]

Also yes I only just found this thread and I will be replying to all 140+ pages if I so wish.

 

[hyperwoof]

oh god. I gave up after 7 pages its v low effort and nobody responds to anything it's like SHOUTING INTO A FUCKING VOID. If I liked shouting into a void I'd still talk to my sister.

 

[Madison]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ts v low effort and nobody responds to anything it's like SHOUTING INTO A FUCKING VOID.

 

[hyperwoof]

What is it you can't face? A call to action

I think I smell piss boiling. I did this today.

 

[hyperwoof]

Short list:


Can I just quickly call you on Teams.

Canada Geese


that is all.

 

[Inner Smile]

Another one who can't just say what they think

 

[Lucille]

 

[lolly]

oh god. I gave up after 7 pages its v low effort and nobody responds to anything it's like SHOUTING INTO A FUCKING VOID. If I liked shouting into a void I'd still talk to my sister.

Feel free to start a change.org petition for all issues raised.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

What the fuck? Am I too provincial for this to have reached me yet?

I don't even like it when a chip falls on my pizza when I'm frenziedly attacking my takeaway like a pig at the trough.

Had a slice of potato, cheese and onion pizza from a great NY style slice place because I was curious. It was shit.

 

[Iguana]

People putting BAGS on a bench or train seat when no other seats are available

MOVE IT THE FUCK

 

[lolly]

People putting BAGS on a bench or train seat when no other seats are available

MOVE IT THE FUCK

But then I see that move as an open invite to choose exactly there to sit. There's always a pissed off look but never anything actually said when you do.

 

[Finn]

AMERICANS CALLING A FRINGE 'BANGS'.

Silly.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

The spider in our bedroom that always manages to scurry away and hide before I can rehome (or squash) it.

 

[big ron]

PEOPLE WHO SQUASH SPIDERS

 

[big ron]

YEAH YOU HEARD

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

When straight men (mostly) make a massive meal of saying the letters LGBT in the wrong order to prove that they are unfamiliar. They know they're doing it, and unless you're dyslexic perhaps, it is not difficult

 

[Finn]

RADIO 2 REFERRING TO FEARNE COTTON AS "QUEEN OF THE 90s"

My fucking cunt she is. Even Louise Woodward has more of a claim to THAT TITLE

 

[Agneeta]

She's not even queen of whingey mumsy podcasts.

 

[jyxz]

She's definitely in my 'top 5 most hated people for no apparent reason'

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

There's just something isn't there?

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Retail stores that pump out a steady stream of “Buy this! Buy that!” on their social media, but then just ignore basic customer queries. It’s somehow worse when they’re smaller, independent stores that do it.

 

[Finn]

HAVING TO BAIL ON SOMEONE ON 'THE APPS' DUE TO GENUINELY BEING ILL

No matter how much I protest, he's going to think I'm just being a flake

 

[Finn]

Connected: HAVING THE SHITS.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

People who continue to wear their headphones even when in company.

(Excluding for sensory issues use of course!)

 

[jyxz]

Culottes

 

[lolly]

Hi lolly

You recently used the cash machine at our Taunton branch.

Based on this experience, how likely is it that you would recommend Santander to a friend or colleague?

Just tap a number below and, if you have the time, we'd love to get your thoughts on a few other bits too.

We will combine your answers with our customer records so we can look at ways to improve our customers' experience.

FUCK OFF AND IMPROVE MY 'CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE' BY NOT SENDING ME SHIT LIKE THIS

 

[lolly]

I wanted a mini statement. I got a mini statement. How good or bad can my experience be?!

Do I mark them down because the cash machine didn't give me a hand job?