Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[Dark Carnival]

 

[supermassive]

Came across this and literally thought it was one of those "text to speech" AI voices with the settings on CAMILLA

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh Geru, why not just call Meryl Streep and George Clooney whilst you're at it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Lindsay Lohan mentioned!

 

[K.C.]

I can never get an accurate reading on Moopy's feelings for Geri. Is she better or worse than Janet?

 

[supermassive]

I love the number of cuts in order to get a succinct sentence between the waffle. "SHOULD BE PLAYED BY. JUDI DENCH."

 

[straightorbroken]

It makes her seem even more sincere and believable of course. A quick off cam Google search and back to the fans.

 

[Iguana]

Congratulations Dr Geru Hallwell, looks like you'll be getting some new white clothes!

BBC News - Horner formally leaves Red Bull with £52m pay-off

Red Bull: Christian Horner formally leaves with £52m pay-off

Christian Horner formally leaves Red Bull after agreeing a severance deal following his sacking as team principal in July.

www.bbc.com

 

[supermassive]

Too RICH for a Spice Girls reunion

 

[VoR]

There's a new YouTube channel uploading old TFI Friday footage that has somehow found its way into my algorithm.

Anyway, here's a fun one of Geri being passive-aggressive about Emma.

 

[Sardonicus]

There's a new YouTube channel uploading old TFI Friday footage that has somehow found its way into my algorithm.

Anyway, here's a fun one of Geri being passive-aggressive about Emma.

Oh I really didn't like this era of Geri & the rest of the girls taking snipy little potshots at each other

Mel C made some really bitchy comments about Geri at the time of Lift Me Up vs What I Am.

 

[K.C.]

Which of them did Victoria hate the most?

 

[Jark]

pre-lobotomu Geru was a bit of a gag

 

[Penelope]

I still believe that Geru Halwell was kidnapped and replaced by the government after Desire

 

[Sheena]

Which of them did Victoria hate the most?

The one with the least hairy fanny

 

[Pipo]

Which of them did Victoria hate the most?

They all hated Geri. I've never read about her taking shots at the others but it's obvious she couldn't stand Mel Beh and she avoided her for ages. I would have done the same. tbh.

and it was mutual. I love this video because you can cut the tension with a KNIFE; the bit when she starts speaking and both Melanies stare at the ground when she starts with her usual shit about being a mother and being with her kids.

 

[Generic Account]

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[Jark]

Mel B turned up and performed with Melanie C for something the other week so they seem fine

 

[straightorbroken]

And that's not even the worst moment of that TFI interview (poor Kylie).

 

[supermassive]

Has anyone seen her passport?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I really didn't like this era of Geri & the rest of the girls taking snipy little potshots at each other

Emma was never mean to anyone

 

[straightorbroken]

Emma did once sigh and say "it was like a war" when reflecting on the chart battle.

 

[Pipo]

Emma was too much of a pussy.

 

[Shoat]

Emma was the worst of them all

She didn't just target Geru. She decided to BURN THE WHOLE WORLD DOWN. She unleashed Tin Tin Out.

 

[hyperwoof]

Crickets Sing for Ana Maria is amazing though. Well Done Emma.

 

[PGCMc]

Didn't Emma pretty much finish off Tin Tin Out? I think that was the last time they charted.

 

[Eddie]

And that's not even the worst moment of that TFI interview (poor Kylie).

It's when they kissed, isn't it?

*shudder*

 

[Pipo]

Didn't Emma pretty much finish off Tin Tin Out? I think that was the last time they charted.

Not before INFECTING The Corrs and Whitney Houston with some remixes, apparently.

 

[lolly]

 

[Pipo]

omg? This is HUGE! Geru on screen with LEGENDS like Selena Gomez and Meryl Streep (assuming she hasn't left the show).

 

[FannyFaudrey]

How on earth did she get this gig?!

 

[Shoat]

Perhaps she will be playing the body

 

[Pipo]

How on earth did she get this gig?!

I may be foolishly assuming this, but it seems like all of them (yes, even Victoria) have reached a point where they can attach themselves to projects based largely on name recognition alone. Obviously, those projects would probably be things like comedies, animated voice work, reality TV, or other commercially driven productions rather than prestige, Oscar-buzz roles or projects.

But maybe I'm underestimating just how much industry clout their names still carry. Geru seems to be the only one still trying; a couple of years ago she was in that F1 movie too and then you have Mel Beh who's doing between 2-3 reality tv shows a year.

 

[straightorbroken]

Is "Samantha Jones! How ARE you?" about to become the 2nd most cringe acting scene ever?

 

[Pipo]

Is "Samantha Jones! How ARE you?" about to become the 2nd most cringe acting scene ever?

It's worse than I remember!



She really is a real-life Jenna Maroney.

 

[Halli]

How on earth did she get this gig?!

I reckon she got a little bit of clout from the Gran Turismo movie being on her CV. She's not in it loads but she's not awful in it, either.

 

[Halli]

Infact its now made her an ACTING LEGEND who can command roles like this, OK?

 

[Agneeta]

How on earth did she get this gig?!

ART

 

[Shoat]

I also do love the idea of ACTUAL ACCLAIMED AWARD-WINNING THESPIANS like Freeman, Jacobi and Horrocks seeing their being announced as secondary supporting players to Dr Geru Phoebe Eugenia

 

[GNL]

Selena Gomez has been STINKING UP THE SCREEN on this since day dot, so it's not all THESPS.