A Song For Moopy - SARDVISION 2026. The Results Thread!

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The votes have been counted & verified, the people have spoken & come 8pm tonight (2pm Arkansas) we will be crowning the winner of SARDVISION 2026. Can OutSynk fight off the rest of the girls for a second win in a row? Tune in to find out.

We've got the scores done via my fancy EXCEL SPREADSHEET.

We've got a HOT POP FACT for each & every act.

We've got a BOP-O-MOTER RATING showing why each entry is a CERTIFIED BOP (host's decision final, of course).

Clear your diaries please:

@Agneeta
@Berly
@BoysForSeles
@ButterTart
@disneyteletubby
@dmlaw
@funky
@hyperwoof
@Iguana
@ILL ADVISED
@Joseph
@jyxz
@Kala
@Marina Salty
@Music
@Neon
@OutSynk
@Pingu
@rhythmbandit
@Sardonicus
@Suomi
@Tisch
@ZenGiraffe
 
Since this was meant to be send a BOP or a BANGER, feel free to pass the time posting other tunes that fit this remit. I'll kick us off with Sash!

 
Anyone else feel BOILED TO DEATH right now?

Ready to go at 8pm SHARP with our last place finisher...

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23rd place

Robin S

Show Me Love

Sent by @Joseph

9 points

Although obviously a 12 ON PAPER, it being so well-known ended with it being collectively ignored by almost everyone. Joe, if you'd sent one of Robin's lesser known but similar follow-ups, such as Luv 4 Luv or I Want To Thank You, it'd probably have gotten a bunch more points.

HOT POP FACT - Robin was working as secretary for Mayor James Garner of Long Island, New York when Show Me Love took off in the clubs

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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22nd place

Henry VIII & The King's Singers

Pastime With Good Company

Sent by @ZenGiraffe

21 points

Moopy in the 1500s would have been having BOP OR FLOP posts about the likes of this & Greensleeves. I was happy to throw the choral entry a few points even if most weren't.

HOT POP FACT - OUR HEN was a twinky 17 when he was crowned King

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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21st place

Jolin Tsai

 Medusa

Sent by @rhythmbandit

23 points

I was shocked this finished so low - I really liked how it reminded me of playing old computer games

HOT POP FACT - In September 2019, Gap released four long-sleeved pullover hoodies designed by Tsai.

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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Sardonicus said:
23rd place

Robin S

Show Me Love

Sent by @Joseph

9 points

Although obviously a 12 ON PAPER, it being so well-known ended with it being collectively ignored by almost everyone. Joe, if you'd sent one of Robin's lesser known but similar follow-ups, such as Luv 4 Luv or I Want To Thank You, it'd probably have gotten a bunch more points.

HOT POP FACT - Robin was working as secretary for Mayor James Garner of Long Island, New York when Show Me Love took off in the clubs

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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A good song but I decided to not reward songs I already know this time
 
20th place

Ricochet

In Car Stereo

Sent by @hyperwoof

29 points

A reasonable start for ASFM newcomer hyperwoof, with the dad dancing & catchy cheesy vibes.

HOT POP FACT - It was written by Leeson & Vale who later wrote Would I Lie To You for Charles & Eddie

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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19th place

Ray Volpe & Headex

BrAindEAD

Sent by @Iguana

35 points

Another one I expected to finish higher - perhaps getting a little lost in the crowd? :MilesPanic: at the freaky robot in the video.

HOT POP FACT - Ray's song Laserbeam was the most played song at EDC Las Vegas 2022.

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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18th place

Natasha Thomas

Save Your Kisses For Me

Sent by @Music

37 points

OUR TASH clearly very inspired by Ace Of Base's version of Don't Turn Around here.

HOT POP FACT - It reached the giddy heights of number 13 in Germany for OUR TASH in 2004

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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Sardonicus said:
23rd place

Robin S

Show Me Love

Sent by @Joseph

9 points

Although obviously a 12 ON PAPER, it being so well-known ended with it being collectively ignored by almost everyone. Joe, if you'd sent one of Robin's lesser known but similar follow-ups, such as Luv 4 Luv or I Want To Thank You, it'd probably have gotten a bunch more points.

HOT POP FACT - Robin was working as secretary for Mayor James Garner of Long Island, New York when Show Me Love took off in the clubs

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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Wait,.on what planet was this not an @Agneeta submission?!
 
Sardonicus said:
22nd place

Henry VIII & The King's Singers

Pastime With Good Company

Sent by @ZenGiraffe

21 points

Moopy in the 1500s would have been having BOP OR FLOP posts about the likes of this & Greensleeves. I was happy to throw the choral entry a few points even if most weren't.

HOT POP FACT - OUR HEN was a twinky 17 when he was crowned King

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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BIT DATED
 
Sardonicus said:
19th place

Ray Volpe & Headex

BrAindEAD

Sent by @Iguana

35 points

Another one I expected to finish higher - perhaps getting a little lost in the crowd? :MilesPanic: at the freaky robot in the video.

HOT POP FACT - Ray's song Laserbeam was the most played song at EDC Las Vegas 2022.

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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Well I 100% sure which one was Iguana's based on the avatar and was 100% wrong. Guess I'm on the sofa tonight
 
Sardonicus said:
17th place

Kelly Rowland

Crazy

Sent by @Tisch

38 points

I have reported Kelly to Beyoncé for appropriate punishment after she swore her head off the whole song through.

HOT POP FACT - Kel's grandma was a backing singer for singers like Lena Horne & Count Basie

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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I like a lot of Kel’s output and wasn’t familiar with this one, she’s really quite good
 
16th place

E-Craig

Home (212 vocal mix)

Sent by @disneyteletubby

38 points

A promising start but it went on for 8 minutes plus - finishing ahead of Kelly thanks to a 12 points from BT.

HOT POP FACT - E-Craig once used to DJ with The Launch hitmaker DJ Jean

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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15th place

Jack Jarryd

Call It Off

Sent by @Neon

40 points

This felt like the soundtrack to some long forgotten 80s teen movie.

HOT POP FACT - Jack is Dutch & his real name is Jeroen Adriaan Cornelis Kok

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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Well no theme and some 'why not include some Enya' helped :grin:

And it (not Enya's Evening Falls segment) sounds like JLo's On The Floor a bit :disco:
 
Tisch said:
I did NOT SEE Disneyteletubby submitting THAT :D

Love that we're still learning so much about her every day :love:
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I thought that at first but surely the Enya sample was a giveaway?

That's also 2 consecutive top 15 finishes for Neon. I'm sure he'll be THRILLED when he next signs in in a couple of months.
 
14th place

France Gall

Der Computer Nr 3

Sent by @Agneeta

44 points

The stone faced looks on the men in suits during the video the absolute highlight here.

HOT POP FACT - France's dad wrote lyrics for such French pop icons as Edith Piaf & Charles Aznavour

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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