A Song For Moopy - SARDVISION 2026. The Results Thread!

[Kala]

OH FUCK! I just joined

 

[ButterTart]

19th place

Ray Volpe & Headex

BrAindEAD

Sent by @Iguana

35 points

Another one I expected to finish higher - perhaps getting a little lost in the crowd? at the freaky robot in the video.

HOT POP FACT - Ray's song Laserbeam was the most played song at EDC Las Vegas 2022.

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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What a shocking disservice Moppey has done to this EXCELLENT nonsense. Poor @igunia

 

[Iguana]

What a shocking disservice Moppey has done to this EXCELLENT nonsense. Poor @igunia

THANK YOU

 

[jyxz]

I entered Grace Jones on my first go

 

[Sardonicus]

2nd place

METTE

COMING OF AGE

Sent by @Kala

104 points

Let's make it CLASSY
Let's show some FANNY

Hugely catchy & pinpointed early on as heavy favourite by myself & others, but Kala just misses getting a first ASFM win - but spare a thought for poor old @jyxz, who not only was going to enter this but then had me trolling him by putting it before his own song in the playlist.

HOT POP FACT - She played Cassandra in the 2019 film flop Cats

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

 

[Agneeta]

Well I didn’t realize my error until the song popped up in your top 500 and everyone was raving about it and by that point it was too late so I’m just taking the L on this one

I’ve only done a few of these and didn’t realize it was preferred to do practically unknown songs.

I maintain you should know better. But like this week's prime minister, you took defeat with dignity, which must be regarded.

 

[Kala]

AWWW!!! 2nd!! BUGGER

 

[ButterTart]

16th place

E-Craig

Home (212 vocal mix)

Sent by @disneyteletubby

38 points

A promising start but it went on for 8 minutes plus - finishing ahead of Kelly thanks to a 12 points from BT.

HOT POP FACT - E-Craig once used to DJ with The Launch hitmaker DJ Jean

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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@Sardonicus sorry to put you on the spot but there's been a terrible misprint. Where it says '16th', you meant to write 'Won with all of the points ever'

 

[jyxz]

Omg. Did my spiteful not voting cause it to miss?

(Ha!)

 

[Sardonicus]

AWWW!!! 2nd!! BUGGER

Close but no cigar, but a very CLASSY 2nd!

 

[Kala]

Well done @Suomi - that win still eludes me!

 

[Kala]

Omg. Did my spiteful not voting cause it to miss?

(Ha!)

I mean I suppose its what I get for making @ButterTart lose at the last minute a couple of years ago

 

[Sardonicus]

1st place

Myahri

Aýtarek-Günterek

Sent by @Suomi

136 points

Suomi completes the Bulgaria style comeback with the win! Despite sending me dizzy, this was a banger & surely the first song from Turkmenistan to win an ASFM. It won by miles in the end. Congratulations Suomi - ASFM SARDVISION CHAMPION 2026!

HOT POP FACT - In 2018, she won the Grand Prix of the popular youth music contest "Ýylyň parlak ýyldyzy" ("The Brightest Star of the Year") in Turkmenistan.

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

 

[Sardonicus]

Omg. Did my spiteful not voting cause it to miss?

(Ha!)

That would be SCANDALOUS but Suomi was so far ahead that giving it 12 wouldn't have made a difference.

 

[Kala]

Not even close, happy with that to be honest, and I gave 12 to the winning song,.

 

[ButterTart]

I entered Grace Jones on my first go

Didn't we all. She's never been fussy.

 

[Iguana]

Congratulations @Suomi even though that table is votes makes me look bad!

Thank you @Sardonicus what a fun ASFM it's been!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh yes, two absolute bops in the top two. I would like to say a sincere thank you to everyone for my joint win with @Suomi, which I'm hereby claiming on account of that song being on my ASFM potentials playlist for longer than most of you have been alive.

 

[Sardonicus]

Full results here.

With PGCE study LOOMING I doubt I'll be able to run ASFM again for a good while, hopefully someone else takes it on & keeps it going.

 

[jyxz]

Thanks @Sardonicus

An unexpected Monday treat

Congrats @Suomi

 

[Kala]

@jyxz did you really not vote for Mette out of spite? WORRABITCH!

 

[ButterTart]

Thanks for this @Sardonicus, some real keepers here.

Fun fact: I thought I was top two because I didn't think I'd been tagged yet. Then I realised I wasn't logged in.

 

[Tisch]

1st place

Myahri

Aýtarek-Günterek

Sent by @Suomi

136 points

Suomi completes the Bulgaria style comeback with the win! Despite sending me dizzy, this was a banger & surely the first song from Turkmenistan to win an ASFM. It won by miles in the end. Congratulations Suomi - ASFM SARDVISION CHAMPION 2026!

HOT POP FACT - In 2018, she won the Grand Prix of the popular youth music contest "Ýylyň parlak ýyldyzy" ("The Brightest Star of the Year") in Turkmenistan.

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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This was always getting my 12 from my first listen of the Spotify playlist. It really stood out as an absolute BOP and I do like to award songs I wouldn't end up naturally hearing in my daily life.

I think this is the second song from Turkmenistan in ASFM, did we have one before straight form their Tourism Board? @ButterTart to confirm.

Speaking of @Butterfly this has put me very in the MOOD for another Worldvision bitte and tak.

 

[jyxz]

@jyxz did you really not vote for Mette out of spite? WORRABITCH!

Absolutely!

 

[Tisch]

Should have said well done @Suomi as well!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Congratulations @Suomi! I think I forgot about the song when it came to voting, but enjoyed it and the early 2010s vibe from it

 

[disneyteletubby]

hopefully someone else takes it on & keeps it going @

And that someone will be me!
Tele(tubby)Vision

 

[ButterTart]

This was always getting my 12 from my first listen of the Spotify playlist. It really stood out as an absolute BOP and I do like to award songs I wouldn't end up naturally hearing in my daily life.

I think this is the second song from Turkmenistan in ASFM, did we have one before straight form their Tourism Board? @ButterTart to confirm.

Speaking of @Butterfly this has put me very in the MOOD for another Worldvision bitte and tak.

We did! Myahri dipped her tip for Worldvision courtesy of COB (RIP).

 

[funky]

I also gave Mette lower points than it deserved. I know it too well.

SORRY!

 

[funky]

And you’re welcome @jyxz

AGAIN

 

[hyperwoof]

4th place

Debbii Dawson

Gut Feelings

Sent by @Pingu

92 points

I had no issue with this song but I COULD NOT REMEMBER how it went. Anyway, it was well loved by most other participants.

HOT POP FACT - Debbii comes from a family of touring musicians - her mum gave birth to her while on tour

BOP-O-MOTER RATING

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Loved it

 

[ButterTart]

And that someone will be me!
Tele(tubby)Vision

OMG ASFM: Ten Minute Tech-Trance Bangers And Enya Samples (ASFMTMTTBAES) is going to SLAP.

 

[funky]

My biggest takeaway this time around is that I had never even heard of Gemini Rising, which is basically a Tensnake / Fioria side project.

I listened to the album last night, and even though that song is GREAT and perfect for this contest, it’s probably the 7th or 8th best song on the album

I shall be spending the week listening to that, thank you @OutSynk

 

[funky]

Also I only just realised that Bob Moses is basically a modern day Depeche Mode.

They’ve done better, but this was a good track by them also

Overall not a bad selection this time around

 

[disneyteletubby]

Thanks Sard (also thanks in advance for spreadsheet stuff) and everyone for this ASFM

and I look forward to hearing the entries and seeing the avatars for the upcoming one (More info within a week!)

 

[Berly]

Thanks for hosting @Sardonicus and well done @Suomi

 

[BoysForSeles]

Nice job @Sardonicus, thanks for arranging.

I did like the winner, mainly because parts of it sounded like it could be lifted directly from an OT Quartet track.

Wasn’t expecting Bic to crash the top 3 but nice to see the appreciation. I feel like the Dannii Minogue of ASFM, multiple top 5s and 10s but no number one as yet!

 

[Tisch]

Yes thank you @Sardonicus! It's not easy running one of these with the traffic considerably lower than it used to be, but they're still really fun and this was the best and most varied playlist in a while

 

[Tisch]

OMG ASFM: Ten Minute Tech-Trance Bangers And Enya Samples (ASFMTMTTBAES) is going to SLAP.

Thanks Sard (also thanks in advance for spreadsheet stuff) and everyone for this ASFM

and I look forward to hearing the entries and seeing the avatars for the upcoming one (More info within a week!)

 

[Neon]

Thank you @Sardonicus for the great show and congratulations @Suomi for winning!