Saturday's ex-husband thought you were cute

[Jark]

morning loves

the mystery bug PASSED, I'm no longer dying and I'm going for a lovely swim. also, I've woken up craving a milkshake from five guys.

now tell me something about you...

 

[Agneeta]

Woke up to the terrifying sound of thunder and heavy rain hitting bins at about half four.

Currently planning a decreasingly impromptu trip to London.

 

[jivafox]

Why is it still HOT?!

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Shirley]

I'm on holiday in the actual BACK OF BEYOND

 

[Agneeta]

I'm on holiday in the actual BACK OF BEYOND

You could have done Jaywick.

 

[Jark]

the drop of 4-5 degrees today is just blissful. I've been cycling around, stopping to explore cute hidden streets, feeling a little breeze on my face...

 

[Dark Carnival]

First night getting actual sleep in a WEEK!

 

[hyperwoof]

There were so many gays down by the Manchester canal wine bars last night I thought it was legitimately Pride already.

 

[Shirley]

I'm on holiday in the actual BACK OF BEYOND

I don't mean that in a BAD WAY, I LOVE IT. Neither sight nor sound of ANYBODY and yet WAITROSE DELIVERIES. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

The only FLY in the OINTMENT is MR S who isn't going to give me any respite from DRONING ON about WHAT HE WAS LIKE BEFORE 2023 and has already managed to BREAK THE SHOWER DOOR but then CARRY ON HAVING A THREE-HOUR SHOWER anyway I knew I should have COME ON MY OWN

 

[Berly]

There were so many gays down by the Manchester canal wine bars last night I thought it was legitimately Pride already.

It’s Sparkle weekend darling, any excuse

 

[hyperwoof]

It’s Sparkle weekend darling, any excuse

oh is it? I like Sparkle weekend - I once imported a v cute Polish bear for the weekend and took him down Canal St and it was sparkle, v fond memories ;)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's only 21° here but it's SO HUMID and I'm suited for a wedding and already want to throw myself off the bell tower of the church

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I like Sparkle weekend - I once imported a v cute Polish bear for the weekend

A BEAR IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR SPARKLE

 

[hyperwoof]

A BEAR IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR SPARKLE

On closer examination he seemed a lil bit racist, so I had to send him back.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

On closer examination he seemed a lil bit racist, so I had to send him back.

I once needed a Polish Twink who wanted to GET THE IMMIGRANTS OUT OF SCOTLAND.

He got a lecture before his second blow job

 

[hyperwoof]

I once needed a Polish Twink who wanted to GET THE IMMIGRANTS OUT OF SCOTLAND.

He got a lecture before his second blow job

I applaud the prioritisation of this project.

 

[big ron]

Just cycled down to the allotment, it's now peak British summer and beautiful. Didn't suck off any racist polish though.

 

[Jark]

It's only 21° here but it's SO HUMID and I'm suited for a wedding and already want to throw myself off the bell tower of the church

film it if you do!

 

[Soldi]

I’m having a little soirée tonight. Original plan was for people to come round at 8 to watch the match but now people are coming from FIVE instead

 

[jyxz]

I’m having a little soirée tonight. Original plan was for people to come round at 8 to watch the match but now people are coming from FIVE instead

THE STRANGELY WHOLESOME 'BB FUCK PARTY' LISTING CURRENTLY ON MY SNIFFIES

"Social party afterwards with wine, cheese and charcuterie board"

 

[Sheena]

I once went to a BB orgy and when I got there, there were loads of embarrassed looking guys fully clothed giving each other eye signals whilst the host cooked a FULL BBQ that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WANTED.

 

[Lucille]

Someone at work just said I come across as straight.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just did the SWEATIEST MACARENA OF MY LIFE.

not a euphemism

 

[hyperwoof]

Gosh it’s all going on in the football thread isn’t it - all Lynx deodorant and straight acting.

 

[hyperwoof]

Pot it through the wicket you johnnies!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Just saw Florence + The Machine, she was excellent. Stuck in traffic now though