World Cup 2026

[Indie]

Lol also

 

[big ron]

LET’S GO CONGO!

Funky has been banned for 3 months

 

[dmlaw]

Playing like we haven't got a right back.

 

[dmlaw]

Funky has been banned for 3 months

He lived by the sword and he died by the sword.

 

[ButterTart]

We look like complete SHIT

 

[Indie]

We look second best, even a goal down.

 

[ButterTart]

This Madueke lad plays like I'm controlling him on Fifa. Just panic and punt the fucker.

 

[Indie]

How can I put my house on DR Congo for the win?

 

[dmlaw]

That’s as obvious a penalty as you will ever see.

 

[Indie]

That’s as obvious a penalty as you will ever see.

Kane went looking for it. I can see why it wasn't given.

 

[dmlaw]

Kane went looking for it. I can see why it wasn't given.

Oh, you're entitled to go down for that. I'd have expected it to be given against us.

 

[Indie]

Oh, you're entitled to go down for that. I'd have expected it to be given against us.

You are entitled to go down for it. The fact he completely stopped using his legs did not help.

 

[Shoat]

Honestly if we have to crash out - I'd much rather we do so to further an underdog like the DRC, rather than just helping the usual boring suspects to the finals

And our boys won't have to grin / grimace and shake hands with Trump at the final

THIS TIME FOR AFRICA

 

[Tisch]

We're actually playing very well.

Congo's defence and goalkeeper are just doing exactly what they're meant to be doing and you can't argue with that!

And the refereeing is bloody awful.

So all in all, what the fuck, we should be winning this 5-0.

If I were a club manager I'd be looking up how much that goalie was earning... Amazing how watching some footie puts me right back into Championship 2001/02 mode

 

[Tisch]

Fuming tbh

Spoiler

 

[funky]

HAVE I JINXED ENGLAND?

Oh I DO HOPE SO LOVES

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HAVE I JINXED ENGLAND?

Oh I DO HOPE SO LOVES

 

[Indie]

We're actually playing very well.

Are we living in different universes?

 

[Tisch]

Are we living in different universes?

We're having some nice flourishes and good opportunities. The Congo are just (as they should) blocking the chances.

I'm hopeful we can still do this... Embarrassing to be in this position though.

 

[Tisch]

There's also DIRTY SPORTSMANSHIP and REFEREEING at play and I don't subscribe to the idea that that's equating poor play! It's all just very unfortunate.

 

[ButterTart]

I feel like we've pulled it together a bit but it all seemed sloppy and panicky for a while, there.

Of course, it doesn't help that their keeper was trained by fucking SHAOLIN MONKS.

 

[ButterTart]

WHY IS THAT MADUEKE CUNT STILL ON THE PITCH?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are we living in different universes?

Gays probably judge a football game like they would judge Drag Race!

 

[Soldi]

Gordon coming on hardly fills me with hope

 

[dmlaw]

Well that should knock £5 million off the asking price for Rashford.

 

[Indie]

Well that should knock £5 million off the asking price for Rashford.

What's the record negative transfer fee?

 

[Tisch]

I concede that we've GONE TO SHIT

 

[Sardonicus]

What's the record negative transfer fee?

Gillingham once sold Tony Cascarino for a set of tracksuits. True story!

 

[dmlaw]

What's the record negative transfer fee?

Presumably when Chelsea paid not to have to sign Jadon Sancho. England’s wingers will soon see about that.

 

[ButterTart]

Gordon coming on hardly fills me with hope

We sent on the emergency lesbian. I think we might be fucked.

 

[Indie]

AT FUCKING LAST

 

[Indie]

(Out on penalties)

 

[dmlaw]

Well, that was scrappy as fuck.

 

[Soldi]

THANK FUCK FOR THAT

 

[Soldi]

THANK FUCK FOR THAT

 

[Soldi]

THANK FUCK FOR THAT

 

[ButterTart]

Thank CHRIST

 

[Finn]

THANK FUCK FOR THAT

 

[Tisch]

YESSSSSS

RELIEF MORE THAN JOY, BUT STILL YESSSSS

 

[Agneeta]

Funky dead.