RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (2 Viewers)

[Eddie]

Andrew Castle

 

[Eddie]

John Lloyd

 

[Tisch]

People who will keep asking the same question because they're not fully satisfied with your answer. Just had this conversation:

"What days work for you?"
"Tuesday, Wednesday, or Friday"
"Okay"
...
"What about Thursday?"


Yes OF COURSE Thursday's fine, silly me for purposefully excluding it when you asked me what days were good.

 

[Kate]

Can I just quickly call you on Teams.

And then it's nearly always something that could have been a message. GO AWAY

 

[Lucille]

Oh god I used to get this all the time when working in a restaurant.

‘Can this dish be made gluten free?’

No.

‘Is it not possible at all?’

No

‘So there’s not a gluten free alternative’

No

‘Can you ask the chef?’

‘Okay… he says no’

‘Really? It’s not possible?’

 

[jivafox]

ELECTRIC HANDBRAKES

 

[jyxz]

ELECTRIC HANDBRAKES

This is one of the modern miracles that keeps me alive!

 

[Eddie]

Andrew Castle

AXED

But only AFTER Wimbledon.

I won't link to the news stories because most feature statements from him and who wants to read that?

 

[Eddie]

John Lloyd is a bit better SANS Castle but pair them together and I want to brick my television.

 

[Santaliger007]

When had ard tuff day try tilling one like year ever numptessss


Wubs ligers

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DISGUSTIN'

 

[lolly]

Hi lolly

You recently used the cash machine at our Taunton branch.

Based on this experience, how likely is it that you would recommend Santander to a friend or colleague?

Just tap a number below and, if you have the time, we'd love to get your thoughts on a few other bits too.

We will combine your answers with our customer records so we can look at ways to improve our customers' experience.

FUCK OFF AND IMPROVE MY 'CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE' BY NOT SENDING ME SHIT LIKE THIS

CUNT OFF

Just a quick reminder in case you missed this.

We'd still really value your thoughts on how you found our cash machine in Taunton.

 

[Ellie]

CUNT OFF

Just a quick reminder in case you missed this.

We'd still really value your thoughts on how you found our cash machine in Taunton.

I used the Trainline app for the first time last weekend. Within 5 minutes of the journey ending I got one of these and have now received 3

 

[Ellie]

When people put dirty tissues in recycling bins.

 

[Lucille]

Using a laptop on the underground, nothing is ever that important.

 

[Santaliger007]

Ever dis happens lot me break

Ligers rule

 

[Finn]

ENGAGEMENT PARTIES.

You're having a whole ass wedding! THAT should be the party you attention seeking cunts

 

[dmlaw]

ENGAGEMENT PARTIES.

You're having a whole ass wedding! THAT should be the party you attention seeking cunts

And yet, when I start offering the guests odds on whether the happy couple will make it to the wedding and which of them will be the first to cheat, suddenly I’m the arsehole.

 

[Inner Smile]

The door rattling when you have windows open. Grinds my gears!

 

[Finn]

WHEN THERE’S A BEGGAR ON MY TRAIN AND I HAVEN’T YET GOT MY AIRPODS IN SO I CAN’T JUST PRETEND I’M NOT HEARING THEIR “SORRY TO BOTHER YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…” SPEECH AND I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER


n.b. I have a monthly direct debit to Shelter; I just don’t want to have to TALK to STRANGERS. Also who has cash in 2026

 

[Santaliger007]

Being 12.3 stone so ard rech 11.12 stone on


Red trexs best

 

[big ron]

REF CAM

 

[Dark Carnival]

HEATWAVES

 

[Lucille]

Paris really is the ultimate argument for TIPPING CULTURE. The waiting staff here really don’t GAF!

 

[Tisch]

FLIES

 

[big ron]

People who say Chat GBT

 

[Ellie]

People who say Chat GBT

I know someone who keeps saying IMBD

 

[Tisch]

The term GUNCLE

 

[Finn]

Seemingly exclusively used by the absolute worse genre of gay man

 

[dmlaw]

I am going to track down the person who came up with that advert where all the people try to give weight loss advice and stab them in the fucking eye.

 

[Santaliger007]

Not able get zzzz went bed 11.30 good me break canny be me upstears makeing racket

Trexs roxs

 

[big ron]

People who post on social media and really dont understand how the spacebar works.

 

[Lucille]

The term GUNCLE

Someone called me this in reference to a DOG and I set the room on fire.

 

[Tisch]

Someone called me this in reference to a DOG and I set the room on fire.

And you were RIGHT TO

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Someone called me this in reference to a DOG and I set the room on fire.

A guncle for a dog? A GDUNCLE?

 

[Madison]

Americans pronouncing ‘processes’ as if it’s plural of ‘processis’.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Americans pronouncing ‘processes’ as if it’s plural of ‘processis’.

 

[Madison]

(They often say "process-eez".)

 

[Joseph]

Americans pronouncing ‘processes’ as if it’s plural of ‘processis’.

 

[Ellie]

The inaccuracies of tracking deliveries. Also for any company that uses Royal Mail, there should be an option to select to just leave it with the sorting office to collect rather than bothering with the faff of having to wait in and track it.