Madonna Free Monday

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There will be no Madonna options in the cafeteria today, staff may bring Madonna in a sealed lunchbox but this must be Clearly Marked if placed in the fridge. We encourage all staff to engage in helping us reach our low emissions target. Any unclaimed Madonna will be discarded on Friday.
 
I've only just discovered that I hate Sports Direct. I'm only £13 down (well a credit note) because they don't offer refunds or have a customer service line. Why the fuck use would I have for a Sports Direct credit note. Cunts.
 
@Agneeta Well according to the website you could get these bargains for exactly that price:


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Sports Direct was my first job. I had to buy my own uniform and can confirm we only ever offered credit notes. Refunds/exchanges/credit notes also all had to be handled upstairs, so people would queue for ages only to be told that. The Ryanair of Sports shops.
 
Oh yes we also had a totally fake CLOSING DOWN SALE as well when in reality the name just changed. Pretty sure they still do this occasionally nearly 20 years later
 
Tisch said:
Oh yes we also had a totally fake CLOSING DOWN SALE as well when in reality the name just changed. Pretty sure they still do this occasionally nearly 20 years later
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Was it Sport and Ski and then Sport and Soccer or was that JJB Sports?
 
Tisch said:
Sports Direct was my first job. I had to buy my own uniform and can confirm we only ever offered credit notes. Refunds/exchanges/credit notes also all had to be handled upstairs, so people would queue for ages only to be told that. The Ryanair of Sports shops.
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I literally only wanted some joggers to work out at home (resistance bands on leg hair is savage), hence why I went to the dump. What an absolute waste of £13, I could have bought wine!

Might unleash my inner arsonist.
 
I just went to get some meds at Boots and the lady asked me if I was on any other meds and I said no because surely everybody does and she sort of looked at me, as if to say - I think at your age probably thats bullshit.
 
hyperwoof said:
I just went to get some meds at Boots and the lady asked me if I was on any other meds and I said no because surely everybody does and she sort of looked at me, as if to say - I think at your age probably thats bullshit.
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You know that they're asking in case what you're buying is contraindicated because of interactions with your other medication? They are legally required to check.
 
floppet said:
You know that they're asking in case what you're buying is contraindicated because of interactions with your other medication? They are legally required to check.
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Yes, I do know that, I've been asked like 100 times. It was more the chirpy interaction coupled with the ever so slight narrowing of eyes :)
 
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