Lucille’s hole.Also other ideas for (cheap) yucky things to put your hand into?
Potato peelingsAlso other ideas for (cheap) yucky things to put your hand into?
Tins of stew, pretty sure they'll do "basics" versions in supermarkets.Also other ideas for (cheap) yucky things to put your hand into?
A stray dogs bum holeAlso other ideas for (cheap) yucky things to put your hand into?

A stray dogs bum hole
it's absolutely GLORIOUS today. perfect weather. can't go wrong with 26, cloudless sky and a LIGHT BREEZE.First time I've been out in the sun properly since Wednesday. It is a little cooler today isn't it? At least I managed to properly dry myself after having a shower, rather than getting so sweaty trying to do it that it really isn't worth bothering in the first place.
similarly warm but more comfortable hereNathalie Tauziat's bumhole (sadly a compromise was reached on this otherwise amazing username)A stray dogs bum hole
But what does Mr S THINK?I'm officially BORED with this weather now
Looking forward to the next tale of him being a WANKERHe thinks he WOULD HAVE BEEN ENJOYING IT![]()
I'm testing prose styles in the ENYA FORUMYou should write a book, Shirl.
Loves, never mind him. Tell us about frugging to Dina Carroll's EXPRESS back in t'day or that stripper bloke who tried to get off to Marge's Rain in BLACKPOOLI'm testing prose styles in the ENYA FORUM


Well we discussed in my 45s thread - next update coming soon! But I do have a ridiculous memory for this sort of crap.I didn't know you were TAKING NOTES
Oh there are quite some tales from the OXFORD LESBIAN AND GAY COMMUNITY CENTRE (OPENED BY SIR IAN MCKELLEN) and watching your boyfriend perform a strip act for a pub full of HEN PARTIES is quite a SURREAL EXPERIENCE![]()

Shirl, we need a full CAPS LOCK memoirs.1. That and AIN'T NO LOVE AIN'T NO USE by SUB SUB. They also used to play JACKED UP versions of KELLY MARIE and EARTHA KITT but we'll choose to forget those
2. You bet! I won him in a FIERCE COMPETITION with the other MOVERS AND SHAKERS of the CHESTER GAY SCENE ON TOUR in GRAN CANARIA. They never spoke to me again
3. LIKE HE'D BE INTERESTED

This sounds like my idea of HELLvisitors 2-3 times a day
This sounds like my idea of HELL
This sounds like my idea of HELL
I like to laze about in my home clothes. I much prefer my own company these days.Me tooI like to laze about in my home clothes. I much prefer my own company these days.