World Cup 2026

[Shoat]

I'm not really annoyed at all that England are out

I am however furious Argentina are in the final. We should sell the Falklands to Uruguay.

 

[Finn]

I have a feeling in my waters tomorrow's going to go well for us.

NEWS: Tisch's waters to be DRAINED and BLEACHED

 

[Eddie]

I agree with Joe Hart's assesment. It felt like Tuchel didn't have enough confidence in his team for the last quarter of that game.

 

[Shoat]

Maybe pick a team that doesn’t have a rapist?

Well somehow I have MISSED that

Let's just cancel football

 

[dmlaw]

We should sell the Falklands to Uruguay.

We should sell them to Donald Trump and see how long he puts up with this ‘Malvinas’ bullshit.

 

[Tisch]

NEWS: Tisch's waters to be DRAINED and BLEACHED

Never trusting MY WATERS again!

Will find the nearest toilet every time my tummy rumbles for the REST OF MY LIFE.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Is Mick Jagger okay? He looked like he was about to keel over the last time we saw him.

 

[Jark]

not Tuchel doing a Mikel Arteta and going super defensive a goal up, as if the opponent was Crystal Palace

I really like the man but I'm afraid the bed was sharted. bring on Saka, Watkins, Eze, fresh attacking legs. post-goal tactics were madness.

 

[funky]

 

[Indie]

I agree with Joe Hart's assesment. It felt like Tuchel didn't have enough confidence in his team for the last quarter of that game.

Like, maybe, don't just play 10 men behind the ball against the team that have scored late goals in every single match?

 

[Soldi]

I’ve got an Uber home for £7 so that’s something

 

[Madison]

At least it will be easy to pick a team to support in the final.

 

[Shoat]

Also prayers for Wetherspoons and their lost Sunday trade

 

[Madison]

These BBC commentators are a bit too much. We came 4th in the whole world, and we aren’t even a real country.

 

[Indie]

At least it will be easy to pick a team to support in the final.

Team VAR

 

[Tisch]

I’ve got an Uber home for £7 so that’s something

At least it will be easy to pick a team to support in the final.

Let's fill this thread with some easy wins and get some positivity back before bedtime

It didn't go to extra time or penalties

 

[Eddie]

Let's fill this thread with some easy wins and get some positivity back before bedtime

It didn't go to extra or penalties

No red card. We got less yellow cards.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Let's fill this thread with some easy wins and get some positivity back before bedtime

It didn't go to extra or penalties

Keir Starmer won't be jetlagged when he goes to see the king

 

[funky]

One of our local pubs is doing fireworks it seems

“Well we’ve paid for them now, so…”

 

[funky]

Or it might have been a gunshot I guess

One less hooligan!

 

[Madison]

One of our local pubs is doing fireworks it seems

“Well we’ve paid for them now, so…”

@Dr Michael Winstanley

 

[Shoat]

We should sell them to Donald Trump and see how long he puts up with this ‘Malvinas’ bullshit.

Unfortunately with Trump's current cognitive skills, I worry he would get confused and launch a military invasion of Argos or Argyll and Bute instead

 

[Madison]

These poor cunts have to play that stupid 3rd/4th match again.

Maybe we can help Mbappé get the golden boot again.

 

[Eddie]

Gordon still an absolute star though.

 

[Madison]

Can we get these whining men off the screen?

 

[ExcitableWoof]

If you want positive wins then Three Lions quickly hurtling out of the charts is in there.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Let's fill this thread with some easy wins and get some positivity back before bedtime

It didn't go to extra time or penalties

Wonderwall much less likely to go to number 1.

 

[Soldi]

Let's fill this thread with some easy wins and get some positivity back before bedtime

It didn't go to extra time or penalties

Well my Uber was cancelled and now I’m counting on VEEZU

 

[rhythmbandit]

If you want positive wins then Three Lions quickly hurtling out of the charts is in there.

And Wonderwall! Although they're #2 and #6 in the latest update.

 

[Madison]

PUT ON THE NEWS

 

[Madison]

OR POINTLESS CELEBRITIES

 

[Madison]

Update:

• Spain: 57.6%
• England: 24.1%
• Argentina: 18.3%

Update:

• Spain: 58.7%
• Argentina: 41.3%

 

[Tisch]

Well my Uber was cancelled and now I’m counting on VEEZU

How much more can she take

 

[Suedehead]

I'm going to be on the edge of my seat for the BRONZE MATCH. Can't wait.

You’ll be the sole guest

 

[Halli]

You’ll be the sole guest

On the sofa, with Suedey and bloody QUAVO! to add a bit of culture...

 

[rhythmbandit]

How much longer do we think Tuchel will be manager for? I can't see him being here in 2030.

 

[Eddie]

I agree with Tuchel again...there was too much passive play even before the substitutions.

 

[Eddie]

Honestly thought the win against Mexico was a sign that we could do this.

 

[Halli]

Honestly thought the win against Mexico was a sign that we could do this.

Into the Blue again our Eddie...into the Blue. Play it!

 

[Iguana]

I agree with Tuchel again...there was too much passive play even before the substitutions.

But then why bring on more defensive substitutions!