Lana Del Rey - Stove* (Jan 2026)

[Pipo]

sounds awful, keep it

 

[funky]

She writes her own jokes

 

[POP!]

I don’t give a fuck at this point, give us something mama.

 

[Penelope]

sounds awful, keep it

I swear to god

 

[Jark]

apparently PopTingz is not reliable. it's Mr Pop or bust these days and he's busy reporting on CURRENT AFFAIRS!

 

[Iguana]

I swear she is just having a lovely time with her husband and has no intention of doing anything anytime soon

 

[Joseph]

She’s busy with that MAGA dick

 

[POP!]

At Clive Davis’ Pre Grammy Gala

 

[POP!]

She’s releasing two albums now (Stove and a “large” “secondary companion” album that came together more recently). Still no release date but appears to be an album cover/vinyl reveal so I assume it’s finally coming in the next few months. She says she needs “one month” to finish the secondary album so we’ll see

 

[POP!]

Also unclear if these will be released as one package or separate albums with a staggered release à la Born To Die / Paradise.

 

[POP!]

 

[Dark Carnival]

She’s releasing two albums now (Stove and a “large” “secondary companion” album that came together more recently).

Double pregnant!

 

[Iguana]

It's a lovely cover but I REALLY don't care at the moment

 

[jivafox]

Would it kill her to just announce an album when it’s ready?

 

[octophone]

Yeah, I feel like everyone is in "who gives a shit" mode. She needs some good singles to get people interested again now that the perception of her is that she's a MAGA-adjacent tradwife who does shit live shows.

 

[Iguana]

Honestly, her show last year WAS shit

 

[POP!]

I am not a fan of debuting songs live 99% of the time but those new ones didn’t excite me either. The vibe of the last one was more interesting but I haven’t played it in months. I’m having a “West Coast” revival currently. Her best?

 

[Pipo]

LOL another album to accompany Stove! It's like BIONIC all over again.

 

[Iguana]

I’m having a “West Coast” revival currently. Her best?

I agree with this

 

[Iguana]

"claims"

 

[funky]

ALLEGEDLY gossiping about her own album

 

[Iguana]

ALLEGEDLY gossiping about her own album

It's a "companion album"

 

[Pipo]

It's HER MOST PERSONAL WORK YET, you ignorant, cruel bitches

 

[GNL]

I hope the companion album is called Fridge.

 

[funky]

I think she might just be SPECULATING WILDLY

 

[Iguana]

Microwave.

 

[funky]

She could call the live album version “Everything But The Kitchen Sink”

 

[Iguana]

Waste Disposal Unit

 

[Iguana]

She could call the live album version “Everything But The Kitchen Sink”

"The kitchen sink" being her own songs that aren't boring covers

 

[Tisch]

"Did you know there's a pizza in the oven and it's been in there 20 mins, even though the instructions say 15 but I didn't preheat it, so it's probably fine"

 

[funky]

"Did you know there's a pizza in the oven and it's been in there 20 mins, even though the instructions say 15 but I didn't preheat it, so it's probably fine"

- the abridged title

 

[Pipo]

This bitch better announce something in September. And it better not be a pregnancy. There I Called it.

 

[Jark]

what a hideous husband

 

[POP!]

Lovely hair though