The EVIL Christina Aguilera - new album threatened (1 Viewer)

[straightorbroken]

Don't let the clothes wear you!

 

[supermassive]

And the songs are Soundcloud demos

 

[Pipo]

which songs on Bionic sound current or modern please

without irony, I still think Little Dreamer, Birds Of Prey, Lift Me Up, I am, and Monday Morning are all great songs. Bionic and Elastic Love depend on my mood because they are a bit ridiculous. Everything else on the album is trash.

 

[Jark]

YOU LOST ME???? was this an oversight? cos hun that's like her best song.

 

[Pipo]

YOU LOST ME???? was this an oversight? cos hun that's like her best song.

I knew I forgot one! You Lost Me is definitely in my permanent Aguilera Top 10. Also All I Need is a nice jazzy vibe, but she's done better before (Walk Away, for example)

 

[Shoat]

You Lost Me is the ONLY tolerable Evil Christina Aguilera moment

 

[straightorbroken]

The Sia songs are great, it must really sting that she went on to write hit after hit for a while for so many other acts.

 

[Pipo]

The Sia songs are great, it must really sting that she went on to write hit after hit for a while for so many other acts.

You're thinking of one of those commercially engineered pop dolls.
I'm sorry, you must have confused Queen Christina with another sales-driven, chart-obsessed, commercial pop tart; she's an ARTISTÉ who has always preferred artistic validation over chart validation.

 

[Suedehead]

I am done
Smoking gun
We’ve lost it all
The love has gone

 

[straightorbroken]

Hex Hector remix and a vocal that shoots you in the face? Yes please.

The original is also so much better than the Adele dregs the masses were lapping up instead.

 

[Suedehead]

Hex Hector remix and a vocal that shoots you in the face? Yes please.

The original is also so much better than the Adele dregs the masses were lapping up instead.

 

[wildchild]

Imagine being in a bar, ordering a pint and Xtina suddenly sitting on the counter to sing something from Bionic.

 

[supermassive]

Losing team has to give Christina Woohoo in succession while she sings a drag brunch medley of Vanity and Glam

 

[straightorbroken]

Would love it if that was just her way of cunting cutting the queue. At this point her hit-making era was 2 decades ago give or take a piggy-back collab or 2.

 

[Pipo]

The mic is always on

 

[wildchild]

which songs on Bionic sound current or modern please

Obviously you are part of ”certain people”

 

[Penelope]

ALL! I! WANNA! DO! IS PAINT YOUR BODY!

 

[Pipo]

To spontaneously COMBUST and paint the sheets with CACA is a small price to pay to keep serving BODY TEA!

 

[supermassive]

Get Mine, Get Painted

 

[straightorbroken]

Who knew Judy Finnigan was so ahead of her time?

 

[Pipo]

She can't blame anybody else for this except herself. Oh Xtinctina.

 

[funky]

Xtinct Aguilera

 

[Eddie]

Obviously you are part of ”certain people”

Urgh.

 

[wildchild]

”I’m going to give you a hint: Britney Spears”
”Oh! It’s Britney Spears”

 

[Eddie]

I suppose it also shows that Gen Z haven't a clue what Britney looks like.

 

[K.C.]

Poor @Pipo. Oh wait, he posted it.