The UK: The Keir Starmer years - RESIGNED

[ZenGiraffe]

are they reliable?

As much as any newspaper really, they'll have connections and sources, but those connections and sources all have agendas as well so it isn't inevitable but definitely a VERY BAD SIGN

 

[funky]

#BinBurnham

Sorry but they’re NOT WRONG

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sorry but they’re NOT WRONG

 

[Shirley]

Pfft

At least it didn't take MILIBAND THREE GOES to be elected LEADER

 

[Indie]

Ed Miliband is an excellent politician and would be a perfectly good Chancellor.

But he is burnt. He occupies the same mindspace amongst idiots as Dianne Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn. It is unfortunately, not a good move.

And unfortunately, a great deal of our electorate are idiots.

 

[Lucille]

They’ve spent two years desperately trying to appeal to the electorate how’s that worked for them?

 

[octophone]

They should stop trying to appeal to the far right, it's not difficult! Of course Blair wants them to move to the right, he's now basivcally Tory with sympathies toewards Reform, fuck him.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ok, Burnham has done ONE GOOD THING!

 

[Madison]

More stunning reporting from PolitlcsUK

 

[ZenGiraffe]

More stunning reporting from PolitlcsUK

We're CHOOSING TO BELIEVE IT

 

[Shoat]

Shocking isn't it

It's almost like publicly kniving your leader makes people unwilling to trust you

 

[funky]

I’m WILLING it to be true

 

[Madison]

In a shock announcement, Andy Burnham has been elected new Labour leader.

 

[Iguana]

New Labour?

 

[Iguana]

The question on everyone's lips:

Who will start the Burnham thread on Monday?

 

[big ron]

Ok, Burnham has done ONE GOOD THING!

lol

 

[big ron]

Wes Steeting spotted NAKED AND AFRAID in a skip 13 meters away from where Andy Burnham parks his car.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Correct!

 

[jyxz]

autofellatio aside, he's not wrong

 

[Iguana]

The idea of him FINDING the UK two years ago is quite ODD

 

[Iguana]

Did he not use GOOGLE MAPS?

 

[Madison]

The question on everyone's lips:

Who will start the Burnham thread on Monday?

A ban for anyone who does it before Buckingham Palace publish the photo.

 

[Iguana]

A ban for anyone who does it before Buckingham Palace publish the photo.

The deed is already done

 

[dmlaw]

The deed is already done

Technically, that’s Labour thread and not a UK thread. He’s already the Labour leader so it’s OK. We’re due a ‘The UK - The Andy Burnham Years’ thread on Monday.

 

[funky]

THREAD WARS

 

[Iguana]

And some people think politics is boring!

 

[Madison]

Technically, that’s Labour thread and not a UK thread. He’s already the Labour leader so it’s OK. We’re due a ‘The UK - The Andy Burnham Years’ thread on Monday.

A ban for whomever uses that colonless title.

 

[GNL]

Correct!

Britain should hang it's head in shame for electing this mediocre white man over Rishi Sunak.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Hopefully Andy does a good job, yet Keir was actually better at the online Labour Party meetings, actually answered questions unlike Andy mostly talking about his 'proud day'

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BYE KEITH

HELLO INTERREGNUM

 

[Madison]

The palace has confirmed, Sir Keir has resigned.

 

[Madison]

God bless Wikipedians:

 

[Madison]

 

[Iguana]

View attachment 44123

They really need a declutter.

 

[Finn]

Quite a spiffy suit on Mr Windsor

 

[Iguana]

It's impressive how he's balancing a vase on his head during this solemn occasion

 

[Agneeta]

.

 

[Shirley]

You'll be pleased to know that MR S WOULD have been watching this IF he hadn't been ill three years ago

Some days it really is a wonder I don't THROTTLE HIM