A thread about the increasingly rancid Storrie Glorrie (formerly Club Chalamet)

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Desperately trying to sound normal

She's right! THIS is appropriate behaviour:

 

[supermassive]

It's giving

 

[Finn]

A very normal and adult thing to post

 

[Ellie]

Would it be wise to mention to her that Connor Storrie looks very much like a grown up child child murderer Jon Venables?

 

[Lucille]

I’m fascinated by her, what does she do for work, imagine the girl in accounts being MISS CLUB!

 

[Finn]

I bet there's a whole office group chat without her, about her

 

[supermassive]

I love that she can’t even bring herself to speak Hudson’s name. Her new Kylie

 

[Jark]

why exactly does she LOATHE Hudson? beyond his innate slapability

 

[supermassive]

why exactly does she LOATHE Hudson? beyond his innate slapability

Not sure of the exact genesis (beyond needing a villain for her innocent infantile object of affection) but I’m sure the latest subtweet is because Hudson called out people who stalk celebrities, which I’m sure she sees as a personal affront to her sensibilities and I imagine she likes her celebrities to be subservient infantile “pretty boys” lacking agency

 

[lolly]

Plus he's got more physical with Storrie than she could ever dream of, even if acting. He doesn't 'deserve' him. It's like 13 year old girls hating the girlfriends of boyband members.

 

[Ellie]

why exactly does she LOATHE Hudson? beyond his innate slapability

Is that who she’s talking about? His co-star and not even actual real life boyfriend? WTF? I assume she loves this show, so WHY?

Did she hate Armie Hammer and Saoirse Ronan too at some point?

 

[Jark]

she probably slid into Armie's dms for tips on cannibalism

 

[Finn]

Is that who she’s talking about? His co-star and not even actual real life boyfriend? WTF? I assume she loves this show, so WHY?

She doesn't especially love the show anymore, she thinks it's holding him back

 

[Jark]

I've only this future Oscar winning SERIOUS THESP could be LIBERATED FROM THE SHACKLES of his GIGANTIC HIT SHOW!!!!! so declassé!!!

 

[supermassive]

She doesn't especially love the show anymore, she thinks it's holding him back

Holding him back from wha exactly? He's literally only become gay famous because of said show!

 

[lolly]

'His time with HR cannot end soon enough'!

 

[lolly]

Holding him back from wha exactly? He's literally only become gay famous because of said show!

He'd be Secretary General of the United Nations by now if he didn't have to bump uglies with that horrible Hudson Williams!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

why exactly does she LOATHE Hudson? beyond his innate slapability

Isn't she also a bit, well, r*cist?

 

[Finn]

I keep coming back to this picture

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I’m fascinated by her, what does she do for work, imagine the girl in accounts being MISS CLUB!

I thought she was a day trader, but she apparently works in the healthcare industry!

 

[Ellie]

I thought she was a day trader, but she apparently works in the healthcare industry!

Let’s hope it’s not mental healthcare.

 

[Lucille]

Oh you just know she’s in the department that rejects insurance claims,

 

[jivafox]

Looks all the claimants up on FB or instagram and denies them if they're FUG!

 

[supermassive]

She also works in the "hollywood" industry as a film reviewer on letterboxd

 

[Joseph]

NEW WALL ART

 

[Apoca]

What… did I … just walk into?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Nothing says "class" like a tasteful arrangement of pampas grass

 

[Finn]

"Busy day putting up art on the walls of my new condo."

It's four things, love. Did it even fill half an hour

 

[supermassive]

What a weirdo, FAT SHAMING Hudson Williams now because she's FUMING that Connor has been pictured with Hudson William's casually outside of filming all week

 

[Ellie]

What a weirdo, FAT SHAMING Hudson Williams now because she's FUMING that Connor has been pictured with Hudson William's casually outside of filming all week

The Community Note

 

[Lucille]

"Busy day putting up art on the walls of my new condo."

It's four things, love. Did it even fill half an hour

Girl that ain’t ART!

 

[Lucille]

I wonder if she has a full sized rug yet?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

She looks a bit bloated herself here

 

[Lucille]

FAT HUDSON is the first time I considered I’d rather fuck him over Connor.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Just in case you were wondering!

 

[Finn]

The way she's basically Reform or Restore, while still stanning for Meghan

Quite the complex cunt

 

[supermassive]

Baby Archie will be her new target as soon as he hits puberty.

 

[Finn]

Surely she'll have been COMMITTED by then

 

[Lucille]

Your country literally went to war 250 YEARS ago to reject the monarchy, don’t start simping for them now you RACIST FREAK!

 

[jivafox]

She retweeted Tommy Robinson recently as well.