World Cup performance

[Iguana]

Was it all pre-recorded until she came out to the stadium for 5 seconds?

 

[Jark]

at least it didn't bomb like eurovision.

 

[Tisch]

The behind the scenes were all a pre-record right? The only live bit being her toddling out onto the pitch?

It was GOOD to see her, but I thought we were getting a Madonna show so to have Danceteria TEASED like that was annoying.

 

[supermassive]

Was it all pre-recorded until she came out to the stadium for 5 seconds?

Reminded me a bit of Beyonce's Christmas NFL half time show but that went on for another 15 minutes live

 

[Jark]

they really should just have given one artist 10 minutes. this format is ass.

 

[supermassive]

Aren't they suppose to all do Like A Prayer at the end

 

[supermassive]

I thought this was the one Brazilian Beckham kid

 

[FannyFaudrey]

WTF is this Bieber shit

 

[Jark]

has Bieber completely shot his voice then? has he done a Whitney? (so to speak)

 

[Suedehead]

To be honest I’m happy with that
It won’t tank the good will

 

[Suedehead]

I bet you the Americans are fisting themselves over this bieber shite

 

[POP!]

I would have liked if more than the last 5 seconds was not pre recorded because she could have done more with the little she was given.

Meanwhile Justin’s bit seems to be going on for HALF A CENTURY of just strumming a guitar to World Cup lyrics

 

[Iguana]

has Bieber completely shot his voice then? has he done a Whitney? (so to speak)

Did he not always sound like that?

 

[Iguana]

Shakira finally injecting a bit of FUN!

 

[supermassive]

Joking aside maybe they had to limit her live performance and pre-record most of it because of her age and libality/insurance reasons.

 

[Jark]

Aren't they suppose to all do Like A Prayer at the end

they're all going to come out and do Danceteria darling. Burna Boy as Basquiat, Bieber as Mark Burgoyne. Shakira as DEBI MAZAR.

 

[Tisch]

What a STRANGE decision to have Justin Bieber suck all the fun out of it for 3 mins in the middle

 

[supermassive]

Shakira's AI music generator keeps churning them out

 

[FannyFaudrey]

This is GHASTLY

 

[Jark]

everything about this is absolute ass

even Shakira's bit had the FLATTEST production values.

 

[Iguana]

Shakira's AI music generator keeps churning them out

And Bieber couldn't have used one for why?

 

[Suedehead]

I’m actually glad Madonna did her bit on her own in a basement

 

[Music]

Madonna aside this is grim.

 

[supermassive]

Well that was ABYSMAL on a whole

 

[Soldi]

To be honest I’m happy with that
It won’t tank the good will

She literally turned up for five seconds with a BEMUSED Ronaldo

 

[Suedehead]

She didn’t even come out for that last bit

 

[Suedehead]

She literally turned up for five seconds with a BEMUSED Ronaldo

Exactly. But she didn’t do the rest of the cheesy shite

 

[supermassive]

OMG Ronaldo is only 49, I assumed he was with Madonna for some sort of geriatric unity

 

[Suedehead]

Even in an underground car park miming to a pre recorded live vocal from 21 years ago she was more iconic than all the rest of that shite combined

 

[Tisch]

Joking aside maybe they had to limit her live performance and pre-record most of it because of her age and libality/insurance reasons.

she's not NINETY

 

[Agneeta]

Well Madonna's streaming numbers are set to explode by tens of tens.

 

[Sheena]

Two friends have already said “Madonna was the best bit”.

 

[Agneeta]

Oh so we're ok saying Madonna is VERY VERY OLD now?

 

[Suedehead]

Two friends have already said “Madonna was the best bit”.

Same from my WhatsApp group comprising straight colleagues

BOOK OF STATS APPROVED

 

[Sheena]

Also, most of it was used in stadium and not on screen and mostly during Shakira and the kids choir.

But I was involved with the writing on this:

 

[Agneeta]

Even the Book of Stats is wincing at these comments.

 

[dmlaw]

Two friends have already said “Madonna was the best bit”.

She probably was but it’s a FUCKING LOW BAR.

 

[FannyFaudrey]

Wayne Rooney saying it was CRAP live on the bbc.

 

[Agneeta]

Wayne Rooney declared the whole thing to be CRAP.

He wanted Dara and Girls Aloud.

 

[supermassive]

Madonna was the best bit, I can only assume Justin Bieber has some sort of deal with the devil in the name of white straight men mediocrity.