Who are you attracted to?

[ZenGiraffe]

There is some sort of academic study going on that is measuring who you are attracted to against who others are attracted to, based on face pics.

You get a report at the end telling you your type and how you compare to others

Spoiler

 

[Joseph]

The answer is @big ron

 

[Joseph]

It’s finally working so here are my real results

 

[Joseph]

Also what was this question

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I guess Hot or Not was due another go around at this point in the death of the internet?

 

[Shirley]

All this is proving to me is that I'd go on a date with almost ANYONE who isn't a WOMAN, but NOT VERY ENTHUSIASTICALLY

 

[Lucille]

You like hot guys with beards.

You also like less hot guys with beards.

You’re dying alone.

Not sure why this piece of TRADE is considered controversial.

 

[lolly]

I hit one reply incorrectly and it completely skewed my result. I'll do it again at some point.

I did find myself thinking 'well, perhaps I'd date him if he didn't have that facial expression/wearing that hat/different pose' etc frequently.

Thank fuck I've never needed to use dating apps.

 

[Suedehead]

You all like the same ppl

Ok ill
Play
Let’s see how basic I am too

 

[Shirley]

Of course what we REALLY want to know is WHERE DID YOU PLACE YOURSELF ON THE 1-10 ATTRACTIVENESS SCALE?

 

[big ron]

The answer is @big ron

Congratulations, you have won.

 

[lolly]

All this is proving to me is that I'd go on a date with almost ANYONE who isn't a WOMAN, but NOT VERY ENTHUSIASTICALLY

This was me in my early/mid twenties. Genuinely don't think I said no to anyone. Thank God I had a close few friends to guide me before I figured it out.

 

[Jark]

why does this feel like some kind of AI data mining scam?

 

[Jark]

I think I'll pass!

 

[Jark]

"academic study" my ANUS

 

[octophone]

As someone who is literally asexual, I should do this for a laugh. I'll probably get Donkey from the Shrek films.

 

[Dark Carnival]

why does this feel like some kind of AI data mining scam?

So what's the truth miss @ZenGiraffe ?

 

[Agneeta]

I got pretty much the same selection as everyone else.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So what's the truth miss @ZenGiraffe ?

I dunno, I just wanted to click on the hot men.

 

[Penelope]

I'm not sure it's telling them much of use that an app (perhaps geolocational!) based on marketing such things couldn't get out of me quite easily anyway

 

[Lucille]

There were no real FREAKS in the selection.

 

[Agneeta]

The whole thing is flawed. The pictures are clearly of New Yorkers, with barely anyone interesting. I don't think my taste is especially radical, but where are all the drug dealers, alcoholics, squaddies and chavs, that is absolutely not to my taste?

 

[Lucille]

A BLAND selection on the whole, I rarely found myself clicking the top or bottom buttons.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Bit of a pattern, beards, access to pasties...

 

[Kate]

The older I get the less of a physical type I have. I need to know whether these people are amusing company and who they vote for.

STILL GONNA DO IT THOUGH. When the site is working that is

 

[disneyteletubby]

I tried this (might try again as it skipped over too quickly towards the end ) and as someone who has not dated nor rated before, I am apparently up for 89% of people of my preference.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Why is this link never working anytime I try it?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Try the 2nd link https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/2djuges/run

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I tried both, just not loading for me.

 

[OutSynk]

I got bored by the third question and closed it. When do the pictures start?

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

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As someone who is literally asexual, I should do this for a laugh. I'll probably get Donkey from the Shrek films.

I'd probably get that meme of human Shrek with a beard

 

[Penelope]

I got bored by the third question and closed it. When do the pictures start?

Like two questions later you IMPATIENT BITCH

 

[Kate]

 

[Kate]

Well OK. I don't know why it showed me QUITE so many women when I put 95% men at the start

I guess my type is just NOT BLONDE OR TOO BEARDY

 

[Penelope]

Well OK. I don't know why it showed me QUITE so many women when I put 95% men at the start

I guess my type is just NOT BLONDE OR TOO BEARDY

Oh everyone gets some of both I think.

 

[Kate]

Of course what we REALLY want to know is WHERE DID YOU PLACE YOURSELF ON THE 1-10 ATTRACTIVENESS SCALE?

I also spent some time staring at this and getting annoyed. One of the 6s was FAR prettier than one of the 7s

 

[Madison]

It’s so much harder when you can’t quickly reject all the self-described ‘dog dads’.

 

[cwej]

I got about 40 faces through, accientally hit the top for one of my least attractive and there was no back button for mistakes like that... so I'm starting again. But now I can't log on.

 

[lolly]

Yes I got bored after that many faces. I really needed to see cock by that point.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Well OK. I don't know why it showed me QUITE so many women when I put 95% men at the start

I was going to ask whether you are canonically bisexual, Kate… was POISED for a mini coming out party at the next quiz