Friday finds HOT HONEY in his/her/their soup

[Suedehead]

WAITER!

There's HOT HONEY in my SOUP

 

[ExcitableWoof]

This hot honey thing really needs to stop now, but then I fear for what they will move onto next.

 

[Lucille]

SKAG.

 

[big ron]

Pistachio and tipex to be the next global flavour trend

 

[big ron]

You heard it here first

 

[big ron]

I have a slightly foggy head from wine and weed and I need to be CREATIVE and I don't want to be

 

[Suomi]

my husband is dancing in the buff to SANS LOGIQUE by Myleene Farmer

 

[jyxz]

Pistachio and tipex to be the next global flavour trend

There was a period of time in school when Tippex was referred to as 'Licky' round our way - as in liquid paper

 

[octophone]

Tizer and knotweed.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

my husband is dancing in the buff to SANS LOGIQUE by Myleene Farmer

PIctures or it didn't happen.

 

[Agneeta]

Heading up to the Suffolk coast this afternoon to escape the worst of the revolting heat.

 

[Star]

Hola x

 

[Agneeta]

Heading up to the Suffolk coast this afternoon to escape the worst of the revolting heat.

Cancelled until tomorrow

 

[big ron]

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Hola x

Thank you for showing feet (blurry)

 

[jyxz]

Someone else went to the short shorts shop I see!

 

[Star]

Thank you for showing feet (blurry)

Dm-img you my white bits x

 

[Shirley]

TOM JONES is in town! Thank goodness I've WASHED MY KNICKERS

 

[Soldi]

Just got a WILDFIRE EMERGENCY ALERT on my phone, the entire pub SHAT THEMSELVES

 

[Agneeta]

Who just got an EMERGENCY ALERT?

 

[Lucille]

I just LEPT OUT OF MY SKIN.

 

[dmlaw]

I was so shocked I almost dropped my lit cigarette in the dry grass.

 

[Agneeta]

I immediately went outside and set fire to a box of matches and lobbed them into a bush.

 

[Agneeta]

It went off on BBC News too.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

If Any Member Of Your Family Should Die Whilst In The Shelter, Put Them Outside But Tag Them First For Identification Purposes.

 

[Apoca]

The alarm, I nearly sent my phone flying

 

[Agneeta]

It's over everyone. Text your loved ones, kill your neighbours and jack up.

 

[Agneeta]

The alarm, I nearly sent my phone flying

You're in the UK?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No warning up here. One advantage of THE CRAGGY OUTCROPPINGS is that we won't BURN TO DEATH

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Loving that it’s just being used for disposable bbq’s now. Next it’ll be Amazon Black Friday sales.

 

[Apoca]

You're in the UK?

I am indeed. It’s becoming a monthly occurrence at this point.

 

[Lucille]

No warning up here. One advantage of THE CRAGGY OUTCROPPINGS is that we won't BURN TO DEATH

 

[Ellie]

I got my alert while I was on the loo before the theatre, and every cubicle went off at the same time

 

[Shirley]

I've got them TURNED OFF

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I've got them TURNED OFF

I mean OK but you could miss out on some Serious Bargains in future.

 

[Pipo]

This hot honey thing really needs to stop now, but then I fear for what they will move onto next.

not as terrible as the current PROTEIN craze on this side of the ocean. (I did try protein water and while the consistency is a bit icky, the flavor wasn't bad).

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

not as terrible as the current PROTEIN craze on this side of the ocean. (I did try protein water and while the consistency is a bit icky, the flavor wasn't bad).

Isn't it all about fibremaxxing now?

 

[Lucille]

Protein is deeply UN-CHIC.

 

[Pipo]

Isn't it all about fibremaxxing now?

It's starting to creep up but it's still protein tit and tat in common supermarkets. It'll be hot honey found in SOUP alongside CHIA SEEDS and OATS, soon!

 

[lolly]

I lost it with protein when supermarkets starting putting PROTEIN POT on a tub with two boiled eggs in it.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Or protein cottage cheese...