Harry and Meghan "leave" the Royal Family + Interview + book 'Spare'

[jivafox]

 

[Art Decade]

 

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[GNL]

Prince Harry Takes a Stand for Us All: ‘If They’re Supposedly Policing Society, Who On Earth is Policing Them?’ – Byline Times

The crisis and corruption in the British press is one of the biggest, ongoing scandals of our time. Byline Times tips its hat to Prince Harry

bylinetimes.com

"On a national level as, at the moment, our country is judged globally by the state of our press and our government – both of which I believe are at rock bottom."

Get 'em Harry.

 

[Agneeta]

They're COMING HOME.

Clearly California got bored of them.

BBC News - Prince Harry and Meghan to return to UK

Prince Harry and Meghan set to return to the UK

The couple's children, Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, are enrolled to start at a school in September.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[supermassive]

Of course

 

[Shoat]

Why is the BBC treating this as EMERGENCY BREAKING NEWS

Are we all to attend the housewarming?

 

[Jark]

football didn't come home but Harry and Meghan did. we all lost.

 

[Jark]

imagine how low rent the media empire here will be. it was bad enough when she was ARRANGING JAMS in a BASKET with the help of close personal friend TAN FRANCE.

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Eddie]

Urgh. Can they not just stay there?

 

[Tisch]

BREAKING: Man and woman move

 

[Shoat]

Wait

We haven't become TEAM EVILSHIRE have we?

 

[GNL]

imagine how low rent the media empire here will be. it was bad enough when she was ARRANGING JAMS in a BASKET with the help of close personal friend TAN FRANCE.

In her new ITV2 series, Meghan Markle struggles valiantly to create wonder in a new build with crushed velvet furniture in zone 6.

 

[Eddie]

Wait

We haven't become TEAM EVILSHIRE have we?

At least Katherine has the good grace to stay low profile

Not something you can say about these two

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wait

We haven't become TEAM EVILSHIRE have we?

GOD NO

Lets dissolve the WHOLE SORRY AFFAIR already

 

[straightorbroken]

Loose Women tomorrow is going to be very heated. Kaye will probably throw a pen at Colleen.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

stay low profile

Except when she's PHOTOSHOPPING HER KIDS and IGNORING HER HUSBANDS PEGGING

 

[Agneeta]

Love that no-one cares but inspires a relentless stream of conversations when they move house.

 

[win_the_game]

The relentless media pile-on is going to be horrible. I'm sure the Daily Express will already have a dozen Meghan hit pieces ready for publication.

 

[Agneeta]

The relentless media pile-on is going to be horrible. I'm sure the Daily Express will already have a dozen Meghan hit pieces ready for publication.

A dozen? They'll have already farted out 500.

 

[Agneeta]

Does Meghan Markle like pegging?

JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

 

[Ellie]

I think I’d genuinely watch if they did a cooking show with Brooklyn Beckham.

 

[Shoat]

Is there a danger of Piers Morgan reappearing on mainstream media?

I could understand the BBC feeling a PUBLIC SAFETY ALERT necessary for that

 

[Eddie]

I think I’d genuinely watch if they did a cooking show with Brooklyn Beckham.

omg

 

[Jark]

Meghan and Brooklyn competing to determine who has the least charisma would be fabulous. hopefully after the ad break they would play the wrong tape and show Victoria Beckham: Coming to America instead. if you're gonna make a big deal of a transatlantic move, you gotta have a dry sense of humour.

 

[Jark]

as VB famously does.

 

[supermassive]

What will he do for work? Is there an agency that non-Royals can sign up to that will send you off to open and patronise a food bank in Halifax?

 

[supermassive]

In other news Charles Spencer is publishing a book on Diana next month. There’s bound to be loads of media opportunities to mark the 30th anniversary of her death next year.

 

[Agneeta]

 

[Madison]

So what do we think this secret acting role is?

Hollyoaks?

 

[jyxz]

OnlyFans

 

[Eddie]

New landlady of the Queen Vic.

 

[Agneeta]

A new hate figure in the new series of Dr Foster.

 

[Ellie]

2:22 A Ghost Story

 

[Loufoque]

The Royal Family really feels to be in their flop era since 2022. It's giving Lizzo; it's giving Katy Perry; it's giving UK in unmanaged decline.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I mean I like them. He's a kid who grew up in massive dysfunction and then major trauma and she's sassy - what's not to like?

 

[lolly]

 

[lolly]

I mean I like them. He's a kid who grew up in massive dysfunction and then major trauma and she's sassy - what's not to like?

Surely the fact that they piss off the right people is reason enough to like them, anyway.

 

[Finn]

I prefer them to the rest of the royals (ABOLISH THE MONARCHY). I don't especially like them but I'll always take their side against their usual critics

I mean look at this awful nutter: