RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

The burglar alarm company at work who just awoke me at 1:30am, not to tell me that the alarm was going off, but to let me know the cleaner had forgot to set the alarm.

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I checked the CCTV just in case and it turns out the cleaner had gone out for a 10 minute cigarette break and this had triggered a security incident worth waking me up in the middle of the night.

:hostage:
 
Finn said:
[I'm sure they're lovely people and I feel bad but]

STEPHEN MANGAN AND HIS SISTER HAVING THE EXACT SAME FACE

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It creeps me right out on Celebrity Gogglebox
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It does kind of look like when Adam Sandler played a twin brother and sister :D

The actual disturbing one is the lesbian couple on regular Gogglebox who look absolutely identical. I initially thought they were twins.
 
I know it's been said before, but people touching your phone when you show them something on the screen. There's no braille on my phone, so unless you have eyeballs on top of your fingers like Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice there's no reason to touch it with your gross hands.
 
Debbie Jellinsky said:
I know it's been said before, but people touching your phone when you show them something on the screen. There's no braille on my phone, so unless you have eyeballs on top of your fingers like Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice there's no reason to touch it with your gross hands.
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I always hand someone my phone when I want them to see something - admittedly this is very rare and it's usually just my mum, boyfriend or one of my close friends. Anyone else I'll just send a screenshot through AirDrop.
 
Joseph Solomon's WHINY version of 'I Can't Make You Love Me'

I'll fucking PAYTRONISE you if I want to
 
- A celebrity dies aged 98
- They’ve been terminally ill for years
- Everyone and their mother had them in the Moopy Dead Pool
- Their claim to fame was silver medal in the Cheaddle piss Olympics 1993 losing only to Carmen Silvera
- It’s the most expected death since the Queen Mother

Someone in the memorial thread: ”Bloody hell :o ”
 
NATURAL WINE. Just had 3 glasses on a date, do not feel drunk, but do feel absolutely APPALLING. So NAUSEOUS it feels like I had 3 bottles.
 
The fucking Chinese flavoured chicken the supermarkets sell in the summer. It's always Chinese or BBQ and both taste shit
 
Most natural wine just tastes like rough scrumpy cider. But of course it costs five times as much because TRENDY.
 
Swimming in open water - EVERY DAY there seem to be multiple deaths from people “getting into difficulty” from swimming in the sea, rivers and lakes. If there was a shark attack every single day, people would stay out.
 
Never mind the problems with river swimming. I think pretty much once a week over the summer there have been reports of illness after people have been swimming in the Bristol Avon, thanks to sewage and chemicals, strong currents and hidden underwater objects.

I know that plenty of people do swim in it without issue, but you really do need to check where and when you do it. Like ideally not near storm overflow points where raw sewage enters it. Or where agricultural run off does.
 
Neuro-spicey.

If I'm getting into this world I have limits. Neuro-Vision I will happily accept.
 
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