What ever happened to post whoring? (3 Viewers)

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Stewart Lee doubts existence of Pret A Manger

 

[Suedehead]

One step away

 

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[Tisch]

 

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Olivia Rodrigo unravels in Milford on Sea SuperDrug whilst shopping for Buscopan.

“It’ll never be the cure,” she reportedly said, while demanding to pay in tears and flowers.

 

[Suedehead]

Annie Lennox goes viral with mung bean curry recipe

 

[Suedehead]

do I have to change my name
Would it get me far
Should I whore some posts
Am I gonna be a star

 

[jivafox]

Confessions of a POST WHORE

 

[Shoat]

Madonna has moved to Dunstable, where whoring opportunities abound

 

[Joseph]

BRAVE Lisa Scott-Lee the face of bullying in lower half of Siberia SCANDAL

 

[Shirley]

Annie Lennox goes viral with mung bean curry recipe

 

[Joseph]

Linda Evans Tuna Quiche Quartet set to debut on Eurovision stage

 

[Shoat]

Annie Lennox says HOW TYPICAL of society to try and impose SAUSAGE on her

 

[Shirley]

BUT WHAT IF IT'S VEGAN

 

[Shoat]

Dame Annie Lennox says society should be more HYPER-AWARE of symbolism.

She would however offer a delicious TACO with MUNG BEAN FILLING recipe. Splash with (VEGAN) sour cream to garnish.

 

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Richard Tice severed penis

 

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Natalie Harp stabs armadillo with chopstick

 

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Autechre plant mung bean seeds in Fearne Britton's bumcrack

 

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Cobbler's Creek, more like it.

 

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Mike Paradinas feeds Viagra to pigeons

 

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Eamonn Holmes frightens pygmy jerboa with face

 

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Robbie Williams armwrestles possum, loses

 

[Agneeta]

Nadia Whittome MP confirms "I still drink Jacob's Creek, you can't force me onto chicken wine"

 

[GNL]

I've somehow never seen this before but god, no wonder she became so beige and boring. she was absolutely EXHAUSTING!

The repeated instances of letting dogs shit on the street and leaving it there does NOT bode well for the state of the stables now she's lady of the manor.

 

[Agneeta]

Whoring

 

[Agneeta]

Robbie Williams armwrestles possum, loses

 

[Shirley]

Saturday evening Radio 2 listening figures said to be NEGATIVE since departure of DAME LIZA TARBUCK

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Shirley]

Emma Bunton's hairy hoop?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Jark]

Hairy Gelliwell debuts new hairless muff shaving device, yours for only six thousand great british pounds. Gwynny P reported GOOPED.

 

[Tisch]

If she'd been asked why she wore that t-shirt she'd probably have replied 'My point is that as a renegade woman on the cusp of the autumn of my femininity, I relate to the isolation caused by my fading fecundity. Menopausal woman, life force draining! HIV positive African orphan. We are sisters under the skin. I hope you uncerstand me!'

 

[Jark]

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[Joseph]

Lulu destroys local pub’s bathroom after undercooked chicken mishap

 

[GNL]

Brave Britney bares rosebud.

 

[GNL]

Is anyone having post whoring issues?

 

[jyxz]

Brave Britney bares rosebud.

Nip AND slit slips

 

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