A thread about the increasingly rancid Storrie Glorrie (formerly Club Chalamet)

[Finn]

Connor's buzzcut for season 2 (is Storrie Glorrie ok?)

Having a very normal one:

 

[Lucille]

Someone please FUCK MISS CLUB!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Someone please FUCK MISS CLUB!

Who could resist?

 

[supermassive]

Remember comrades to monitor the situation and don’t allow yourself to get distracted by the tactics and ploys THEY play.

 

[Joseph]

STOP ABUSING HER

 

[Ellie]

This is worse than Club Chalamet. I bet Timmy is relieved to have shaken off this whack job now.

 

[Lucille]

Yes her final form is terrifying.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yes her final form is terrifying.

Oh I don't think we've seen her final form. That will be some sort of Republican twink that ends up becoming president and she his press secretary

 

[Lucille]

Here’s one for her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not the SWASTWINKA!

 

[Joseph]

Here’s one for her.

She seems fun

 

[Lucille]

NURSE!

 

[jivafox]

Do you think she's the one who's spiking all those twinks (and Lisa Rinna) at The Abbey?

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Does she not know the likely politics of everyone she's absolutely obsessed with? The COGNATIVE DISSONANCE of it all

 

[Joseph]

 

[Lucille]

“For someone who was a waiter in early 2025”

 

[Pingu]

The community note!

For posterity:

Connor Storrie was also a waiter before Canada shot him to fame. He was even on the verge of being fired before filming Season 1.A fan account dedicated to him should know this. We recommend the OP to get checked for dementia.

 

[Lucille]

Half of Hollywood used to WAIT TABLES! I also do see waiters as a rather noble profession, insomuch as a great waiter is much more beneficial for society than a great MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT, and certainly more honourable than DENYING HEALTH INSURANCE CLAIMS for a living like MISS CLUB.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I'm a bit annoyed she hasn't shared more interior design ideas from her new gaff, I need some INSPO from a woman with TASTE

 

[Lucille]

For real though I kinda hate him too.

 

[Finn]

There's so much that's way more objectionable about this woman, but also IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO SEE A FILM AT THE CINEMA ONCE YOU BASKET CASE, THIS IS NOT A SLIGHT ON CHRISTOPER NOLAN

 

[Lucille]

Yes just because you went to see WONKA 8 times so you could claw at your rusty old bean, doesn’t make it a CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE.

 

[Finn]

She's coming for Kuenssberg

 

[Jark]

you know you're a villain when you make Laura Kuenssberg sympathetic