Films you've seen in 2026

Topkapi (1964)

Topkapi is a sun‑drenched caper where Elizabeth Lipp (Melina Mercouri) swans about like a Greek Yootha Joyce, assembling a heist crew to steal a bejewelled dagger from a Turkish museum — and frankly, her entire oeuvre now needs to be mined for similar camp treasures! Arthur Simpson (Peter Ustinov) plays a fluttery little gay‑coded hustler — see him furtively reading Mr Universe magazine! — who gets dragged into the plot, plays off both sides of the law, and somehow wins Ustinov his second Oscar for being permanently overwhelmed. The gang’s heist prep includes a gloriously unnecessary set piece involving oily Turkish wrestlers in a giant stadium, filmed with such lingering enthusiasm that the queer coding stops being “subtext” and becomes “oh, they absolutely knew what they were doing.” And yes: this is the film that inspired the iconic dangling‑from‑the‑ceiling sequence in Mission Impossible (and, crucially, The Great Muppet Caper).

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Pontypool (2008). Creepy, funny, nasty and clever indie movie with two excellent leads.
 
The History of Sound (2025)

Not sure expanding this short story into a two-hour film really worked. Kind of wish I hadn't read it first. Lovely ACTING though.

How you gonna keep them DOWN ON THE FARM
After they've seen JOSH O'CONNOR'S COCK
 
Revenge (1971)

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Closed the loop on Joan Collins' wilderness era with this last night. I'd been putting it off because I heard it was quite nasty. It's not at all really, though I suppose the subject matter (and 70s Britain) is rather GRIM. The family of a murdered girl kidnap the local weirdo they believe is the paedophile serial killer and keep him locked up in their basement.

It's all a bit dull really, and Joan has the most unflattering hair I've ever seen and fucks off halfway through the film on the back of a motorcycle with her stepson/ lover..

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The Housemaid (2025)

Sydney Sweeney takes a live in job at Amanda Seyfried's mansion but all isn't what it seems. Based on a bestselling book I've never read, this is a slick & glossy thriller that twists round like Gone Girl. Some might consider it all ludicrous & OTT, but I enjoyed the camp touches & had proper fun. Excellent!
 
Finally watching The Sheep Detectives. Nicholas Braun has one of the best English accents I’ve ever heard from an American :o
 
Woman On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (1988)

The big international breakthrough for Pedro Almodóvar, this frantic & flamboyant farce is bright, fun & enjoyable & a brisk watch at 84 minutes. The contrast between this & his crude, amateurish debut is huge.
 
Blue Film (2025)

Two handed film about a cam sex worker and a client who reconnect after many years. I don’t know quite what I was expecting but the film fairly zipped by with only the two characters on screen for 99% of the film. Acting was great from them both but not everyone will be comfortable with the themes raised*

*Trigger warning that this features themes of child sexual abuse
 
Who's That Girl (1987)

Madonna gets out of jail & farcical SHENANIGANS ensue with hapless Griffin Dunne in tow. Marge is trying too hard to be Carole Lombard, but she's not bad outside of the squeaky voice & this tribute to the old screwball comedies didn't deserve the full-on critical hammering it got - it's a bemusing little watch. With her dominance of the music charts at the time & media coverage at saturation point, the backlash had to be directed somewhere, I guess.
 
Cinema only:
January
The Housemaid
Anaconda
Hamnet
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
Saipan

February
Shelter
Send Help
Wuthering Heights
Goat
Scream VII
Once Upon a Time in A Cinema*
Anniversay*
Everybody Digs Bill Evans*
Broken English*
Wolves*
Redress*
Resurrection*
The Inhuman Woman*
Hello Betty*
Love Roulette*
Another Man*
The Three Urns*
The Souffleur*
All That Glitters*
The Garden of Eden*

March
Power Ballad*
Mother's Pide
Hoppers
To Die For (re-release)
How to Make A Killing
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
They Will Kill You

April
The Drama
The Exit 8

May
Finding Emily
The Mandalorian and Grogu
The Devil Wears Prada
The Sheep Detectives

June
Scary Movie (2026)
Disclosure Day
Masters of the Universe
Supergirl
Hen
Toy Story 5
The X-Files (re-release)
13 Going on 30 (re-release)

July
Backrooms
The Invite
Obsession
Minions & Monsters
And Now For Something Completely Different (re-release)
Angel's Egg (re-release)
Goodfellas (re-release)

August
The End of Oak Street
BlackBerry (re-release)
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (re-release)
Sunset Boulevard (re-release)
La La Land (re-release)
Mutiny
Spa Weekend
Kiki's Delivery Service (re-release)
Acme vs Coyote
I Want Your Sex

September
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 40th Anniversary


*Indicates a film seen at the Dublin International Film Festival (DIFF).
 
A Touch Of Class (1973)

Divorced Glenda Jackson swans off to Malaga for a week of SAUCY FUN with married George Segal but things get comical & complicated. I wanted to see how OUR GLENDA, who I've always found STERN & FORBIDDING, coped with an (Oscar winning) comedic role. Although she acts well & ENUNCIATES BEAUTIFULLY, neither she nor the film made me laugh. Neither character is very sympathetic, & it'd be better pitched as an oddball romance rather than the poor attempts at farce. One line about being raped has also aged very badly.
 
Postcards From The Edge (1990)

Based on Carrie Fisher's semi autobiographical tale of her relationship with mum Debbie Reynolds, with Meryl Streep as the drug addled actress forced to move in with & confront her relationship with overbearing starlet mother Shirley MacLaine. Acting machine MEZZA is as good as ever, but Shirley impressed me more - this is her best performance outside of The Apartment. I do wonder what OUR DEBS thought of the portrayal & which people influenced the stellar cast's portraits of behind the scenes Hollywood archetypes. This is a self referential work that Hollywood often gets right.
 
Evil Dead 2 (1987)

Essentially a remake of the original, but dispensing with even the thinnest of plots in favour of Bruce Campbell being attacked by the evil forces from the get go. There's even more blood spilled than in the first, but this one skews way more towards comedy & it works so well. The scene with Bruce Campbell trying to shake off the demonic head attached to his hand is one of the funniest things I've EVER SEEN in a film. I was actually weeping with laughter. Exhilarating & amazingly nuts, what's not to like?
 
Evil Dead Burn 2026

TROWMA! Did you get it? It's about TROWMA! Let's put that poor French girl through the wringer as a metaphor for the abuse she suffered from her husband!
Yes, it's pretty gnarly, but turns into a CGI fest in the end, that Terminator/video game aesthetic was pretty awful. I liked the grandma obviously.

The director though...

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Mute Witness (1995)

Oh my god! A long forgotten cult horror classic about a mute make-up artist working on a slasher film who inadvertently stumbles across the making of a real snuff movie and becomes the next target. This was almost like three films in one, as soon as you think it's running out of steam it pivots and becomes something else. And ITV screen icon FAY RIPLEY inexplicably turns up in a major role and is quite cunt. A must watch.
 
Big Business (1988)

Bette Midler & Lily Tomlin are 2 sets of twins separated at birth with FARCICAL FUN ensuing when they all end up in New York. Bette & Lily are both clearly having a ball in the dual roles & this is every bit as fun & funny as when I watched it as a kid - although if I'd been there I'd probably have spent the whole time having my WICKED WAY with Lily's hot country hick fiancée.
 
Big Business (1988)

Bette Midler & Lily Tomlin are 2 sets of twins separated at birth with FARCICAL FUN ensuing when they all end up in New York. Bette & Lily are both clearly having a ball in the dual roles & this is every bit as fun & funny as when I watched it as a kid - although if I'd been there I'd probably have spent the whole time having my WICKED WAY with Lily's hot country hick fiancée.
A MEETIN?!
 
Big Business (1988)

Bette Midler & Lily Tomlin are 2 sets of twins separated at birth with FARCICAL FUN ensuing when they all end up in New York. Bette & Lily are both clearly having a ball in the dual roles & this is every bit as fun & funny as when I watched it as a kid - although if I'd been there I'd probably have spent the whole time having my WICKED WAY with Lily's hot country hick fiancée.
I watch this one at least twice a year. Love it!
 
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

Gene Hackman is the head of a dysfunctional family of former child prodigies. Despite a strong beginning, it was just a bit too quirky & knowing for its own good - great soundtrack though.
 
unsure where else to put this but omg I'm obsessed with how gracious Pam Ferris is about being made ugly every which way as the Trunchbull

 
Hellraiser 2: Hellbound (1988)

Kudos to this sequel for doing what not enough horror sequels do: following up what happens THE VERY NEXT DAY. Soon enough off most of the main cast go to the torture realm for a JAUNT like a sadomasochistic Wizard Of Oz. It's obvious this was rushed into production when the original became a surprise success, as it rehashes a fair bit of the first for a good half hour, although they've also gotten a bit more budget to play with. Julia ups her game into full on EVIL STEPMOTHER (& even stays HAUGHTY when she's got NO SKIN) & I reckon the Cenobite with the sunglasses on is probably a RIGHT LAUGH on a night out.
 
Hud (1963)

Paul Newman is Hud, a callous young man admired by his nephew, at loggerheads with his father & in love with housekeeper Patricia Neal, who gives an Oscar winning performance pitched perfectly between world weary cynicism & flirtatious fun. This Western SMOULDERS in so many ways & immediately took place amongst my favourites of the genre.
 
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Big Eden (2000)

A Hallmark movie for the gays & why not? There's space for an unrealistic film without homophobia, gay bashing, AIDS etc, after all there's plenty made for the straight market. It's also nice to see a romance with all normal average guys as the love interests rather than your unattainable Adonis types. It's just nice, all around NICE.
 
The Amityville Horror (1979)

A financially successful & well-known horror franchise was spawned from this, but I can't understand why. 70s horror produced classics from The Exorcist to The Omen to Halloween to The Changeling, but this haunted house tale is so LIMP. Nothing scary happens, there's no tension, no ghost or monster to hook the viewer, just a lot of vague 'this place isn't very nice' vibes & hitting things with axes. The bloke with the unhinged possessed wife looked a bit like Art Garfunkel. That was probably the most interesting thing I NOTED.
 
Sinners (2025)

A supernatural evil LURKS in the Mississippi Delta, & this blends horror, Westerns, & one of the best soundtracks of the decade with all the blues influences, it looks magnificent, the acting is good, but like many a film THESE DAYS, it goes on a bit too long.
 
The Amityville Horror (1979)

A financially successful & well-known horror franchise was spawned from this, but I can't understand why. 70s horror produced classics from The Exorcist to The Omen to Halloween to The Changeling, but this haunted house tale is so LIMP. Nothing scary happens, there's no tension, no ghost or monster to hook the viewer, just a lot of vague 'this place isn't very nice' vibes & hitting things with axes. The bloke with the unhinged possessed wife looked a bit like Art Garfunkel. That was probably the most interesting thing I NOTED.
I've always liked Jodie, the pig demon!
 
Halloween Kills (2021)

I don't know what came over me, but I had the urge to revisit this abomination of a film last night. I fast forwarded through some of the hospital scenes (the Evil Dies Tonight chants do get annoying after a while), that made it a bit more bearable.

Anyway, it's still quite bad, but I do enjoy its camp aspects. Kyle Richards with her bag of bricks, the Looney Tunes car scene, JLC's bad wig (she always has bad wigs in the Halloween films) and the constant Easter eggs and callbacks to other films in the franchise.

And how could you not love the woman who brought an iron to kill Michael Myers? 😍

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