ASFM presents: Worldvision V - The World is QUITE Enough - Send your delegations by MONDAY 5TH OCTOBER.

[ButterTart]

We have a NEW PLAYER! (For this era of ASFM, at least)

 

[ButterTart]

After whittling down to a final five choices and workshopping them thoroughly, I’m thrilled to announce I’ve now pared the list down further to a MUCH more manageable 11.

 

[ButterTart]

We're currently sitting on FIFTEEN players with several more declared but yet to send a song. It looks like I've to stock up on the Ferrero Rocher for this Ambassador's Reception as I have QUITE the bevy of guests to captivate with my EQUISITE TASTE.

I am still expecting - indeed, demanding - more players though.

We currently have seven countries from the class of 2025 competing again, which means if you want to dip your nib in last year's ink, you'll need to act now to avoid disappointment.

 

[ButterTart]

A pleasingly INTERCONTINENTAL affair so far. We're on 18 players so far but I want to tip into the twenties. There are some regular contestants still yet to declare and some who've reserved a country but not yet flashed me their wares.

 

[jyxz]

REGULAR?

 

[ButterTart]

REGULAR?

Every morning without fail, then again in the late afternoon if they’ve had enough fibre.

 

[ButterTart]

So far, three continents are blushing with pride at their representation, one is feeling a touch neglected and one is

 

[ButterTart]

We're now on NINETEEN entries

Just a couple more to tip us into the early twenties, please.

@Agneeta
@Suomi
@Indie
@Pingu
@Penelope
@ExcitableWoof
@funky
@GNL
@Iguana
@Indie (Come on, submit that Mongolia song a third time)
@jivafox
@Music
@Superstylin'

 

[disneyteletubby]

I think I submitted mine a month ago luckily it's timelessly good 🗺

 

[OutSynk]

Honestly I can't even remember what I entered anymore.

 

[Suomi]

Okay what country

 

[ButterTart]

Okay what country

DM me some and I'll tell you which ones are free.

 

[ButterTart]

I think I submitted mine a month ago luckily it's timelessly good 🗺

Honestly I can't even remember what I entered anymore.

I did warn everyone I was off on my holidays straight after I launched this. Fair enough I came back a fortnight ago, but there's no accounting for the GLACIAL pace Moopy moves at.

 

[OutSynk]

Okay what country

Oh this is gonna be good.

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, we now have TWENTY (20) players!

@funky
@Music
@Suomi

You've all declared for this most worldly of visions so I'm going to need your entries ASAP.

@Tisch I have no idea why your housemate Ingunga is completely blanking me. I imagine he's out chasing fanny around the mean streets of London, Essex but could you please tell him to get in here STAT? Tell him I promise I won't spell his name wrong this time.

@ZenGiraffe @OutSynk @Kala I still need national treasures from you, see voo play.

 

[Suomi]

But what country am I , just tell me! Xx

 

[Madison]

But what country am I , just tell me! Xx

Gabon.

 

[Agneeta]

But what country am I , just tell me! Xx

Peru

 

[ButterTart]

Gabon.

Peru

I would not be against either of these.

 

[funky]

Ok will get this to you later today!

 

[ButterTart]

Ok will get this to you later today!

Cool. I'm still not sure Leona Lewisham is an actual country but at least I've a fair idea what you'll be sending.

 

[Suomi]

Okay Buttertart has sent me the country I need to do

 

[ButterTart]

Okay Buttertart has sent me the country I need to do

Cool. I’m still not sure Alexandra Burkhamsted is an actual country but at least you’ve a fair idea what to send.

 

[ButterTart]

On a personal note I have multiple countries I want to give my 12 to so hopefully that’s an indicator of quality. This is already a mega varied playlist.

 

[OutSynk]

On a personal note I have multiple countries I want to give my 12 to

I'm sure you'll make the correct choice.

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, I'm closing the submissions at 12pm. Less than AN HOUR AND A HALF until EVERYTHING CHANGES FOR EVERYONE FOREVER.

22 contestants!
21 avatars!
1 @Kala who hasn't sent their avatar yet!
1 lizard who won't be named but has completely fucking ghosted this whole contest and believe me Iglooana I HAVE taken it personally!
0 Grammy nominations!

 

[ButterTart]

Regretfully, I’ve received confirmation this morning that Iguana won’t be able to participate in this year’s contest.

This DID threaten to put a spanner in my plan to spell a poster’s name wrong for content. Fortunately, BussyForSale has stepped in with an eleventh hour rescue.

 

[jyxz]

What a lazy lizard.

Too busy chasing off those ladies I suspect

 

[ButterTart]

What a lazy lizard.

Too busy chasing off those ladies I suspect

Acute nobrash, apparently.

 

[octophone]

I can't so this cos I have too much going on that requires my ears but I am curious of the extent to which Moopy may have run out of 4th level Eurovision heat failures by now.

 

[ButterTart]

Entries are now sensationally CLOSED!

Join me tomorrow at the fabulous ambassador's reception! Discover which countries have lowered themselves to this and who they consider to be their national treasures.
Canapes and a light fingering buffet will be generously provided, but all drinks will be priced with a £4 surcharge to cover the catering, else it'll just get nasty.
Attendance: Mandatory
Dress code: Clothes optional

See you tomorrow!

 

[OutSynk]

Devastated about Igunny

 

[ButterTart]

Devastated about Igunny

He died doing what he loved - getting bare snatch.

 

[ButterTart]

A little tidbit about tomorrow's country reveal: There are FIVE nations making their debut, as well as the return of a couple of countries I'm genuinely astonished have only ever appeared once before.

Want to know more?

WAIT 'TIL TOMORROW YOU IMPATIENT SLUT.