ASFM presents WORLDVISION V - The Ambassador's Reception, tonight! (Whenever I've had my tea)

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TONIGHT!

Running order REVEALED!
Participating countries NAMED AND SHAMED!
National treasures ENSHRINED IN HISTORY!

Muse upon the identity of our twenty-two players. The question marks aren't mystery reveals, they were placeholders for a certain lizard and someone who could make the people come together.

See you around 7-ish with a fair wind.​
 
Ooh looks EXPENSIVE? Can I bring a +1? I know the invite said no lizards after you were so badly burnt by one earlier this week, but what about a normal man? (He has green skin, cold blood and a lung tongue but doesn't like when people mention it just so you know)
 
Ooh looks EXPENSIVE? Can I bring a +1? I know the invite said no lizards after you were so badly burnt by one earlier this week, but what about a normal man? (He has green skin, cold blood and a lung tongue but doesn't like when people mention it just so you know)
That’s absolutely fine, he’ll just be restricted to one serving from the fingering buffet. Will I need to provide a stick he can stand completely still on for hours at a time or will he bring his own?
 
I would like guesses as to who the playable characters are for tonight’s gala. That image took far more work than is reasonable for an adult male with responsibilities.
 
I would like guesses as to who the playable characters are for tonight’s gala. That image took far more work than is reasonable for an adult male with responsibilities.
I must be the guy with the rictus grin, as I'm assuming you googled the film Dr Sardonicus (my user name is from the horror short story it's from by Ray Russell)
 
The way I'm only just clocking it's not just a copy and paste Street Fighter image! :D Buttertart outdoing himself with the outstanding graphics once again!

Also it's too obvious which one's mine so I won't even bother putting it here.

It's Enya right?
 
The way I'm only just clocking it's not just a copy and paste Street Fighter image! :D Buttertart outdoing himself with the outstanding graphics once again!

Also it's too obvious which one's mine so I won't even bother putting it here.

It's Enya right?
YES! You live in a castle, you're made of smoke, you have a VERY active handbag...
 
Hints:
1. Famous Esthonian beauty
2. ABBA beauty
3. Tennis beauty
4. Woman wearing glowsticks
5. Forgotten 90s WWE icon
6. Melodifestivalen beauty
7. Slack TV beauty
8. Shopping experience devil
9. Literary beauty
10. 90s beauty Adam Sandler
11. Scotland's answer to Mary Kiani
12. Screengrab of an international smash performance
13. Felt cute, might delete later.
14. Ethereal beauty
15. Cheating shithouse
16. One VERY excitable dog
17. Beauty that shines bright light a diamonds
18. The Hamburglar - famous highwayman, thief...
19. A table
20. John Travolta in Battlefield Earth, a career choice that was misguided, injudicious...
21. Hot piece from a poster's avatar
22. Mr Sardonicus, as identified previously
 
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The videogame characters running order as we see it now won't match the countries/songs running order reveal, right? Otherwise it will give away who's who.
 
The videogame characters running order as we see it now won't match the countries/songs running order reveal, right? Otherwise it will give away who's who.
It's random. The original idea was to have every participating country marked on the map though, but Gemini decided to be a bellend and cock it up completely so I just abandoned that.
 
It's random. The original idea was to have every participating country marked on the map though, but Gemini decided to be a bellend and cock it up completely so I just abandoned that.
I loved the idea haha! My guesses so far are:

1. Famous Esthonian beauty = @OutSynk
2. ABBA beauty = @Agneeta
4. Woman wearing glowsticks = @Neon
10. 90s beauty Adam Sandler = @win_the_game (it match the Happy Gilmore movie plot)
14. Ethereal beauty = @disneyteletubby
18. The Hamburglar - famous highwayman, thief = @Indie (match the red hair avatar)
21. Hot piece from a poster's avatar = @jyxz

:)
 
10 and 18 are incorrect. You're right about it being one of his award-dodging films, but it's not Happy Gilmore
The Hamburglar phrasing is a clue with the two synonyms for burglar
 
I'm pushing this back to around 7.30. NOT for tea-related reasons, but because the international court of treachery has decided to safely demolish the Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la @Iguana Família and they want me to press the button that deploys the hydrogen bomb.
 

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