ASFM presents WORLDVISION V: The Viewing Gala - Tonight, 8pm (1 Viewer)

[ButterTart]

There are 195 countries on this planet we call Globe. Tonight, we visit several of them.

Join me at (hopefully) 8pm for the FABULOUS gala presentation of our 22 competing nations, all vying for the title of Least Shit at Music 2026.

Join me tonight at the Iguana Memorial Pavillion in the beautiful French town of Cheadlé, known for its adequate scenery and generous tax breaks for gay-interest hate-site song contests.

Shall we meet our players?

@Agneeta

@Berly

@BoysForSeles

@ButterTart

@disneyteletubby

@dmlaw

@ExcitableWoof

@funky

@ILL ADVISED

@jyxz

@Kala

@Kate

@Madison

@Marina Salty

@Neon

@OutSynk

@rhythmbandit

@Sardonicus

@straightorbroken

@Suomi

@Tisch

@ZenGiraffe

 

[ButterTart]

Playlist HERE

Playlist because YouTube is a NOB

 

[ZenGiraffe]

There are 195 countries

 

[ButterTart]

I'm not about to disagree with the UN. Again, I mean.

 

[straightorbroken]

I love that Rajkumari song so much. I had better have twelved it.

 

[ButterTart]

I love that Rajkumari song so much. I had better have twelved it.

Your straightorvotings from Worldvision 2, highest to lowest

PAKISTAN	PAKISTAN - Meesha Shafi - Rajkumari - @Iguana
ITALY	ITALY - Cicciolina - Baby Love - @Gangsta Nancy Lam
ALBANIA	ALBANIA - Besa - Tatuazh Në Zemër - @Kalabaliken
SOUTH KOREA	SOUTH KOREA - JANNABI - ASTEARSGOBY - @Berly
BULGARIA	BULGARIA - Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te - @ZenGiraffe
ENGLAND	ENGLAND - Rachel Chinouriri - All I Ever Asked - @Suedey
TAIWAN	TAIWAN - A-Mei - Zǐ mèi - @Haiku
GHANA	GHANA - Wiyaala - Coming With Fire - @ButterTart
GERMANY	GERMANY - Leony - Remedy - @OutSynk
ESTONIA	ESTONIA - Anet Vaikma - Heades Kätes - @Music
MONGOLIA	MONGOLIA - Rafor ft Ahuna - Chinii hajuud - @Suomi
ICELAND	ICELAND - VALDIS - Breathe - @Queen of the Bay
ALGERIA	ALGERIA - Lolo Zouaï - Galipette - @jyxz
AZERBAIJAN	AZERBAIJAN - Sevda Alekbarzadeh - Hisslərim Dumanda - @ILL ADVISED
THE PHILIPPINES	THE PHILIPPINES - Maymay Entrata - Amakabogera - @Alex

 

[straightorbroken]

What a top 3. Stunning noises.

 

[funky]

I didn’t event get the flash funk reference but I was actually thinking “I hope I’m the pimp”

 

[Suomi]

Sorry but why am I some screaming wom-

Oh wait okay yeah

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Am I Leonardo DiCaprio as a predator?

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Am I Leonardo DiCaprio as a predator?

Is there any other kind of Leo these days?

 

[OutSynk]

The lovely statistics from last night made me realize that as someone who has won multiple times with non-English I believe I have submitted mostly English to Worldvision. Just a coincidence or have I been trolling Butty?

 

[ButterTart]

We’ll be kicking off in about five minutes - I’m just in the B&M looking for something to keep my blood sugar lethally high.

 

[ButterTart]

I am now back from the B&M. Prepare tha'sens, for the playlist is IMMINENT.

 

[ButterTart]

Am I Leonardo DiCaprio as a predator?

You're John Travolta in Battlefield Earth, the most ill advised career choice of all time.

I can see the confusion, mind.

 

[ButterTart]

Playlist HERE and in the second post.



We'll get started just as soon as anyone confirms they're here.Playlist because YouTube is STILL a NOB

 

[ButterTart]

The thread is LIVE. We start at 20:10.

 

[ButterTart]

GO GO GO!!!

 

[Sardonicus]

 

[ButterTart]

1. Spain

Nebulossa & Mónica Naranjo - Venenosa​

 

[ButterTart]

Catering for tonight is kindly supplied by the Premier Inn. I've FEASTED on the CHARRED REMAINS of what I can only assume was a pizza in its youth so I'm good to go for the evening.

 

[ButterTart]

2. Albania

Adrian Bujupi & Shpat Kasapi - VALLE KOSOVARE​

 

[ButterTart]

Shpat is such a pretty name.

 

[Sardonicus]

Is there a Spotify playlist too BT?

 

[ButterTart]

There is, I usually post it later. Do you want it now?

 

[ButterTart]

3. France

Kompromat ft. Christine and the Queens - I Did Not Forget You​

 

[Sardonicus]

There is, I usually post it later. Do you want it now?

Yes please!

 

[ButterTart]

Yes please!

 

[ButterTart]

4. Bulgaria

Galena - My Birthday​

 

[OutSynk]

I can't watch live but just letting you know you can't embed Youtube playlists. You have to just post it as a link.

 

[ButterTart]

Many happy returns of the day to Galena, who celebrates her 39th birthday for the fifteenth time

 

[ButterTart]

I can't watch live but just letting you know you can't embed Youtube playlists. You have to just post it as a link.

That's what I ended up doing - it works on my side.

 

[OutSynk]

That's what I ended up doing - it works on my side.

I'm only getting the countdown video.

 

[ButterTart]

5. United Arab Emirates

Mougleta - Where the Heartbreak Goes​

 

[ButterTart]

I'm only getting the countdown video.

If you click into it, does it not bring up arrows to skip through songs?

 

[Sardonicus]

Unsurprisingly Eurovisiony vibes to kick off from our MONICA ORANGE TREE & pals.

 

[ButterTart]

If anyone else is here, can you see the playlist?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

1. Spain

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Nebulossa & Mónica Naranjo - Venenosa​

Not the Euro variant of MUNAS PALSY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

If anyone else is here, can you see the playlist?

No, they're a nightmare now. I think YouTube actively doesn't want them to work for retention reasons

 

[ButterTart]

6. Slovenia

Samantha Maya - Melanholija​