the Ellie Goulding vestibule of random activities (2026)

[Jark]

new man? baby that's the father of her second child

and I say GOOD FOR HER

 

[Suedehead]

Well annieways it turns out her new album is shite and no one liked it except @Jark so yeah.

 

[Suedehead]

My goat-voiced queen, looking exquisite, spotted with a new man and he's a dish. @Jark thoughts?

Well he's clearly on steroids but I guess the foundations are there

 

[Jark]

Well annieways it turns out her new album is shite and no one liked it except @Jark so yeah.

this is bait, don't take it y'all

 

[Suedehead]

this is bait, don't take it y'all

 

[Pipo]

LOL is this Suedey-s alt account?

 

[Pipo]

Another one for the VESTIBULE.

yes girl, ditch the latest album and come back to us.

 

[Jark]

Close to Me is crap without the Swae verse, sorry!

 

[Pipo]

Close to Me is crap without the Swae verse, sorry!

She’s doing this because that version is having a cute little viral moment mashed up with ADELA’s Ain’t In LA, and apparently a trend is all the artistic direction she needs. Still, we’re here for it. And by “we,” I mean you and I.

FannyFaudrey is invited too!

 

[Iguana]

Can we have more candids of her boyfriend please?

 

[Pipo]

Can we have more candids of her boyfriend please?

You can see more of him and while you're at it, give her single DESTINY A play. (Look for the exact 1-minute mark for abs and tits)

 

[Jark]

Destiny
Sweet Delusion
Fields of Love
I Know Too Much

she was COOKING. on her man's lovely rock hard tits.

 

[Jark]

also obsessed with Jealousy right now. wrote it off as a mindless bop at first but it's actually brilliant.

 

[Jark]

@Pipo pls inform on whether such chat is appropriate for the VESTIBULE

 

[Pipo]

@Pipo pls inform on whether such chat is appropriate for the VESTIBULE

Any HOT CHIT CHAT regarding Miss Goulding and her current hot as fuck beau and that's not about her recent album (out now!) belongs in her majestic, intimate, austere and bright vestibule; however, occasional music discussions could occur.

 

[Lobster]

Ellie is being fed with abs, not the charts.