Mervyn King bra and knickers for sale on Etsy

[Agneeta]

FEEL closer to the former Governor of the Bank of England.

SLIP into his real undies.

WEAR his exquisite little frou-frou confection of pink lace and frills.

GET his racy look for only £4.

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I can't, I just spent all my money on Tom Watson's nipple tassels.

 

[Agneeta]

Terry Waite's rectum shaped fleshlight now available.

 

[big ron]

Angela Merkel ket spoons 3 for £10

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Princess Anne's bogey collection smeared by finger onto a pretty white vase. All genuine offers considered.

 

[Agneeta]

Mark Carney new range of leopard print knickers sell out in fifteen years.

 

[Agneeta]

Natasha Bedingfield has exploded.

 

[Agneeta]

Rory Stewart shows anus to arts and craft group.

 

[Agneeta]

Trevor Nelson tweaked nips

 

[ExcitableWoof]

Natasha Bedingfield has exploded.

Thank god

 

[ExcitableWoof]

the ultimate Simon will be served in a red wine reduction and a tuile of Nigel Lythgoe.

 

[octophone]

Pete Tong sells tongs and peat.

 

[Agneeta]

Jeremy Corbyn explosive diarrhea

 

[big ron]

Craig Charles and the mystery of the missing shoe

 

[Agneeta]

Thomas the Tank Engine bukkake party.

Fat Controller reported dead after drowning in train cum.

 

[Sardonicus]

Fat Controller reported dead

It's SIR TOPHAM HATT these days (absolute woke nonsense ofc)

 

[octophone]

Should have gone for The Phat Controller, that's a compliment, I believe.