Kelly Clarkson - I’d Be Lyin’

[POP!]

New song from new project or standalone, it’s unclear.

 

[Jark]

I can't get excited about new Kelly given her recent output. but let's see.

 

[Joseph]

She’s a case of excellent voice but terrible songs.

 

[Pipo]

She’s a case of excellent voice but terrible songs.

THIS! She should release another EP with her best covers and be done with it.
Such potential yet zero outcome, she refuses to tour, refuses to do promo, and her material's been mid for ages now

 

[dUb]

 

[Jark]

omg. I hear classic Kelly Clarkson. I hear Stronger and Meaning of Life. breezy pop with a little FUNK FLOURISH and even a touch of SHANIA (Mutt Lange iteration) at the end.

 

[POP!]

omg. I hear classic Kelly Clarkson. I hear Stronger and Meaning of Life. breezy pop with a little FUNK FLOURISH and even a touch of SHANIA (Mutt Lange iteration) at the end.

It actually sounds more All I Ever Wanted coded to me than Meaning of Love, thank GOD. She must hate it!

 

[FetchFugly]

I quite like this - catchy, some nods to the back catalogue and just a lil bit of country in there too.

However the refusal to go back in with a big chorus reprise at the end on a song of this type is just bizarre.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

I'm enjoying her beef with a small shop in Brooklyn



Love a petty queen!

 

[Jark]

she's completely in the wrong and embarrassing herself.

 

[Jark]

"you're an idiot and just lost a huge sale" - was it a huger sale coming from you than somebody else?

 

[Jark]

huge celeb calls out and "exposes" small/independent business is really such an ugly look. i'm actually kind of shocked by her behaviour here. you're arguing about a fucking toy bird. you took offence when you couldn't have the one in the shop. shut up and go home Linda.

 

[Loufoque]

I think post 2010, her best song is her cover of Happier Than Ever, which I like much more than the original.

 

[Lucille]

I suspect everyone in this story is evil, I can imagine the owner of a HIGH END PUZZLE SHOP In BROOKLYN being quite insufferable.

 

[Lucille]

“You lost a huge sale”

IT WASN’T FOR SALE LOVE!

 

[SystemAddict]

Like a young Ellen.

 

[Pipo]

she's completely in the wrong and embarrassing herself.

They are worse cause they're lying



and they both went on and on and on



Team Kelly and FUCK Molly!

 

[Pipo]

Like a young Ellen.

wash your dirty ASS mouth!

 

[Pipo]

Kelly is the most beige, boring, drama-free celeb out there who rarely calls out anybody so I've been closely following this art shop beef saga too

 

[Joseph]

I’m Team Kelly

 

[jivafox]

No sorry but to go OFF like this over a toy with a $15,000 price tag. Get a grip lady.

 

[jivafox]

The shop assistant probably heard the last six Kelly Clarkson albums and thought “you know what? No.”

 

[Pipo]

The shop assistant probably heard the last six Kelly Clarkson albums and thought “you know what? No.”

I hope Art Of Play becomes part of the Many Many Businesses Dead thread @ Moopy soon; it's the only way!

 

[Lucille]

But where will I get my 15k mechanical birds?

 

[Jark]

the fact that she was offended by the offer a $2k mechanical bird and thought that meant she looked POOR to them

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm enjoying her beef with a small shop in Brooklyn



Love a petty queen!

I don’t think I have the time, the will or the energy to go through all of that but a celebrity doing a Karen isn’t exactly a good look. Team mechanical bird!

 

[Pipo]

I don’t think I have the time, the will or the energy to go through all of that but a celebrity doing a Karen isn’t exactly a good look. Team mechanical bird!

I empathize with her because now she knows how frustrating it is when you try to buy MOLLY! Talk about a girl being denied of a good time!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Right, so I’m travelling and I DO have time so I actually read all of that. Whatever the truth is with MOLLY being for sale or not, Kenny made a huge deal out of it knowing that people will end up harassing the shop employees.

 

[Pipo]

Right, so I’m travelling and I DO have time so I actually read all of that. Whatever the truth is with MOLLY being for sale or not, Kenny made it a huge deal out of it knowing that people will end up harassing the shop employees.

The shop is hardly a local mom-and-pop shop! Two magicians run it, and they happen to be millionaires, poor they/them. (I asked ChatGPT)

 

[Dark Carnival]

The shop is hardly a local mom-and-pop shop! Two magicians run it, and they happen to be millionaires, poor they/them. (I asked ChatGPT)

Rich on rich violence?

 

[lolly]

Can we just shorthand to hating everyone involved?

It's something of a comfort zone

 

[lolly]

*except the mechanical bird

 

[Dark Carnival]

*except the mechanical bird

A mechanical bird that costs 15k? Fuck that bitch, we’re hating her too!

 

[VoR]

 

[SystemAddict]

The misfortune of this fuss being posted in a thread called Kelly Clarkson - I’d Be Lyin’.

 

[Devil]

Screaming at Kelly being all over my opening internet browser windows with THIS rather than any kind of music

 

[Iguana]

They really gave her the bird

 

[ExcitableWoof]

I think anyone spending 15k on a pretend mechanical bird is like BEGGING to go bankrupt.

 

[win_the_game]

Kelly comes across rather DÉCLASSÉ. All over some OVERPRICED TAT.

 

[Ellie]