Kelly Clarkson - I’d Be Lyin’

[Iguana]

I bet they looked at her like she couldn't even FEED the bird, and that would only have been tuppence a bag.

 

[Pipo]

Team Kel

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

 

[Jark]

the only way I want this saga to end is Kelly posting the bird in her home and proudly noting that she paid 30 thousand dawwwlahhhs for it.

 

[Jark]

and obviously if she calls her next album The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle I'll be happy to admit she won

 

[Lucille]

She clearly needs to be TAXED MORE if she’s popping out and trying to buy 15k mechanical birds on A WHIM! Someone call MAMDANI.

 

[Jark]

I'm surprised SHE didn't TAG HIM

 

[Pipo]

the only way I want this saga to end is Kelly posting the bird in her home and proudly noting that she paid 30 thousand dawwwlahhhs for it.

They increased the PRICE you can't make this shit up

 

[Ellie]

INCOMING FOOTAGE later

 

[Jark]

omg. shaking. crying. snatching bird.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Ellie]

Journalism is not dead people This show then bought the $2k bird and are auctioning it for charity.

 

[Berly]

Sure she ‘yelled at the clerk and stormed out’ whilst also meticulously going round and putting the other things she had picked up to purchase prior back where she got them from. What a clearly evil woman.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Is Kelly EVIL?

 

[Jark]

leave store. draft tweet.

 

[Jark]

she was quite incognito in her kids' rucksack to be fair.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

She looks like that Steve Buscemi meme.

 

[PercyPig]

Anyone need a machine to pull their party poppers?

https://www.artofplay.com/products/party-popper-machine?pr_prod_strat=pinned&pr_rec_id=eb255bcfe&pr_rec_pid=7741906256024&pr_ref_pid=6034581880984&pr_seq=uniform

 

[OutSynk]

I think post 2010, her best song is her cover of Happier Than Ever, which I like much more than the original.

This post in the middle of the shop drama.

 

[Mother Superior]

This is very Jess Glynn vs Sexy Fish, but with fewer bops...

 

[Joseph]

 

[Dark Carnival]