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Jark

Jark

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...which was observed all day. RIP daily threads.

it's the WEEKEND, the sun is SHINING, i'm in bed with a coffee waiting for the TENNIS TO START... life is lush! say something about yours!!!
 
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Residents' Association is looking for FRESH BLOOD

Might join the COMMITTEE now I'm FACING DOWN RETIREMENT, it'll be like starring in my own version of EVER DECREASING CIRCLES (not that my life isn't already like that)

Will stand on a platform of adding a COMMUNITY BREASTS feature to the QUARTERLY NEWSLETTER
 
Anyway, went to the allotment and chopped down a proper big pear tree today. Well butch.

Going to celebrate by going for a lazy, wine fuelled late lunch with friends and then to the pub, but first, indoor crazy golf, which I know I’m going to detest but Mr Sheena has been bleating on about all summer as it’s opposite our flat on the pier so I can’t really say no.
 
Sheena said:
And imagine the FRENCH having ANYTHING to say about strange looking meat products.
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I would also like to add to this sentiment. A nation that gave the world a dish so shameful you can't look at it while you eat can't be dissing haggis.
 
Shirley said:
Residents' Association is looking for FRESH BLOOD

Might join the COMMITTEE now I'm FACING DOWN RETIREMENT, it'll be like starring in my own version of EVER DECREASING CIRCLES (not that my life isn't already like that)

Will stand on a platform of adding a COMMUNITY BREASTS feature to the QUARTERLY NEWSLETTER
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Will mr Shirley also start a dangerous flirtation with a new neighbour?
 
Finally bit the bullet and spent an hour with a metal spatula and mallet chiselling the solid ice block out of the top compartment of the freezer because it was stopping the door from closing properly. Encased in the ice I found 500g of 5% fat beef mince, half a bag of McCain chips, four blue freezer packs, a carton of microwave mash and a chunk of ginger wrapped in cling film. The frozen chips were use by July 2025.

My hands now hurt too much to do anything else so I'm going to have a nice cup of tea and watch a bit more of Wicked.
 
Shirley said:
I always use a HAIRDRYER which is probably INSANELY DANGEROUS but WHO CARES
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I usually do and would have done if I was defrosting the whole thing but the rest of it is fine so I did it without switching it off. The flappy door on the top compartment broke off eons ago so the ice just grows upward from the shelf and downward from the roof (and eventually meets in the middle years later as I have discovered). A bolster chisel would be better but I'm scared of accidentally hitting one of the refrigerant pipes because nobody makes this size and style of freezer any more.
 
Moopy I need help.

I've got a screen recording that's 40 mins long and I need it cutting to a particular point, my phone won't let me do it. Can anyone help?

It's fudge wars related.
 
The door to the washroom and general ‘pre-rubbish tip’ area has bloated at the bottom and is a fucker to close. I have a strong feeling the door handle is going to give way because i superglued it back on some months back.
 
Still sick, but had an appointment (wearing an FFP2 mask of course) with the honorary consule here to apply for a new passport and national ID card. Only cost me 298 Euro :zombie:
 
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