Vanderpump Rules

[supermassive]

How big do we think ladies?

 

[jivafox]

Hmmmmmm

 

[POP!]

I’ll give it a try but I wish they didn’t dump the ENTIRE cast between seasons. Harder to care about any of the drama/soundbites in that.

 

[VoR]

How is Lisa Vanderpump somehow the LEAST distractingly plasticated person in that trailer?

 

[supermassive]

SCHENA SHAY headliner

 

[POP!]

Cause we’re GOOD AS GOLD
GOOD. AS… GOLD.

 

[POP!]

Lala’s opus has been stuck in my head all day

Let me know if I can fuck with you, boy
Let me know if I can fuck with you, boy
Let me know if I can fuck with you, boy

 

[Lucille]

So I’m starting season 1.

 

[Lucille]

I want to fuck Jax sorry not sorry.

 

[supermassive]

The most incredible thing is that season 1 is just 2 weeks of filming So much happens

 

[POP!]

I’ve re watched season 10 seven times and the reunion probably more. It’s so good

“You’re so emotionally entitled”
“I don’t even know what those two words mean put together”

“You were just trying to make Raquel look stupid”
“Raquel can look stupid all on her own”

“You’re a worm with a mustache!!”

 

[Lucille]

Screaming at Stassi’s friends stealing her limo and abandoning her on her BIRTHDAY !

 

[POP!]

Screaming at Stassi’s friends stealing her limo and abandoning her on her BIRTHDAY !

In fairness, only after Stassi poured beer on their hair

 

[Lucille]

Everyone is so WICKED!

 

[Music]

Oh you're in for such a wild ride!

 

[Lucille]

Jax starting up a relationship with the recovering meth addict waitress one day after Vegas to get back at Stassi

 

[POP!]

Justice for Laura Leigh!

*dramatically leaves reality show to star as stripper named Boner Garage in Jennifer Aniston movie and never to be seen again*

 

[supermassive]

Jax talking through the glass

 

[Lucille]

Attended one AA meeting with her and said ABSOLUTELY NOT.

 

[Lucille]

Up to season 3 and started off hating Stassi but now I’m very much under her spell. Like I get why she’s the queen bee of this group. I’d be desperate for her approval too!

 

[Lucille]

Can’t get over how evil everyone is in this cast, such incredible casting. Even Tom Schwartz who seemed like the unproblematic pretty puppy of the group is complete shit.

 

[Lucille]

Would still let Jax turn my pussy inside out.

 

[supermassive]

I love how Stassi, Katie and Kristen's frienship group is essentially just founded on the commonality of being horrible hateful cunts

 

[supermassive]

Can’t get over how evil everyone is in this cast, such incredible casting. Even Tom Schwartz who seemed like the unproblematic pretty puppy of the group is complete shit.

He SLIPS UP and the mask slides, he clearly hates women. I think this Marilyn Frye quote really sums up the gender dynamic of VPR (and of course wider socierty blahblah)

To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.