JESC 2026

[Penelope]

This ever-amusing bollocks is on at 8pm this Saturday. HANDS ON THE TABLE WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM, GIRLS!

 

[Jacques]

Co-hosted by Destiny!

Thank god France passed on hosting rights again, otherwise the contest would be in crisis mode right now

 

[Soldi]

Co-hosted by Destiny!

Thank god France passed on hosting rights again, otherwise the contest would be in crisis mode right now

I might have watched it if there was the risk of rioters storming the arena mid-show.

 

[Lucille]

They’ve set LITTLE SUSAN ablaze

 

[VoR]

Well, Armenia won, again.



This means the winners in the past six years have been:

France
Armenia
France
France
Georgia
France
Armenia

 

[VoR]

This was a cute little Swedish interval knock-off.

 

[Tisch]

Well, Armenia won, again.



This means the winners in the past six years have been:

France
Armenia
France
France
Georgia
France
Armenia

Oh it's FUN! Clearly inspired by Bangaranga. Wouldn't say no Eurovision 2027 having a nice bunch of identikit entries trying to eminate instead of bloody crazy and party.