Congratulating every Japanese person I see about Parasite. They could do with a boost with that corona virus going around.
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RIP Mr Peanut. Fent claims another innocent life
Grateful to Britney for 3 and its representation of the often unheralded MMF threesome
You know who can "accom", gays? His name is Jesus Christ. And all sinners are welcome.
Wish Richard Osman would just fuck off
Whom amongst us does not savour the creamy taste of an egged nog?
I hereby impeach Donald J DRUMPF for being Putin's boyfriend!!
Oh, Jeremy Corbyn (Reprise - Ballad Version)
I used to think posting online was a tragedy... now I realise it's a fucking comedy
Accidentally radicalised by The Joker Movie
Norman Fucking Tebbit!
Drumming my cutlery on the table, shouting "EPSTEIN WAS Q! EPSTEIN WAS Q!"
Whom amongst us does not enjoy a tasty bite of a Kitted Kat?
Now Madonna has to compete with Taylor AND Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi's comebacks
I'd like to deny any involvement in today's "We are not gay, but we secretly kiss and sleep in the same bed" Guardian advice column.
Gone from enjoying the satisfying sound of a ball being potted to actually getting into snooker
Hiding the small droplets of splash-back piss after the urinal is the real grey sweatpants challenge.
Can't stop thinking about the black hole. I want to jump in it and be destroyed
Am considering taking Moopy private at $420. Funding secured.
I am a normal person, fighting every day to prove that I'm God, just like everybody else.
Alita Battle Anal: An XXX Parody
The dark material in His Dark Materials is actually cum.
Brief former Moopy curio Danny Gogo becoming an OnlyFans porn star is so depressing and inevitable.
Gonna become one of those CBD guys
When polyamory becomes more mainstream, I wonder what the n-word for us will be.
Cameron "Allan" Poe
I got the results of the test back! I definitely have BPD
Anyone else going to the big orgy after the Pride of Britain awards?
I've seen hell, and it's a 100mins-long interview between Jordan Peterson and Helen Lewis.
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I really loathe the "[x] happened and I can't EVEN", "we live in a DUMPSTER FIRE" style prose that's popular right now
I have just found out that the memes I shared re: Stalin's gulags were inaccurate.
As a male feminist, I exclusively refer to it as "tight pussy energy".
Hung Sheldon: An XXX Parody
Always giving my homies just a little kiss on the lips.
Love when someone photographs the TV screen from a weird angle so famous people look like they have zika. #itsmy2cents
Need to stop watching graphology videos, the way I draw my Gs means I have no friends or sex life and that definitely can't be right.
Ended up in the science building, at least two people are watching Richard and Mortimer
there's nothing i can do, an anal prolapse of the heart ♫
Stalin wasn't a "furry" and Lenin isn't your "daddy". -
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