TurnerPrize

TurnerPrize

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  • Madison
    4. I'm thankful for very little you do. In fact, I've decided not to invite you to my wedding.

    5.Joyful, Joyful
    Lord we adore Thee
    An' in my life
    I put none before Thee
    Cuz since I was a youngster
    I came to know
    That you was the only way to go

    So I had to grow an' come to an understandin'
    That I'm down with the King so now I'm demandin'
    That you tell me who you down with, see
    Cuz all I know is that I'm down with G-O-D
    You down with G-O-D?
    (Yeah, you know me)
    You down with G-O-D?
    (Yeah, you know me)
    You down with G-O-D?
    (Yeah, you know me)
    Who's down with G-O-D?
    (Everybody)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaEH1e_DLm0
    Madison
    1. I'm shocked and disgusted. Which part of the country do you come from?I'm going to write a letter to the Mail denouncing it.

    2. The awkwardness of 'better milliband' forces people to say "hey, that TurnerPrize fellow is witty and knows when to use comparatives. Let's invite him to our next dinner party. Oh wait, we can't invite him to the next one as Lady Soames will be there. Okay, let's invite him to our Advent Sunday social. Yes - good idea."

    3. There's nothing really special about being the better of two objects, as by default the other object is also special. You're really just comparing two objects, so use a comparative. Only when you have three or more objects does using a superlative become acceptable.g (...cont)
    Madison
    I'm disappointed in you. Better Milliband, not Best Miliband.

    What with this and your repressed Christianity, I don't feel I know you anymore.
    Madison
    I remember how surprised I was to find out Gloria Hunniford was Diane-Louise Jordan's mother.
    Madison
    The thing is, she wasn't very good on Blue Peter. Yvette Fielding, for example, was much better.
    Madison
    Girl your booty is so round
    I just wanna lay you down
    Can I take you from behind
    I won't cum until its time
    And If I cannot sleep with you
    Maybe I could have a taste
    Put your nani on my tongue and Your booty on my face
    Molicious
    HOW AM I SCARING YOU?!?! : / It's the truth. Also I don't have any numbers in my phone anymore btw. I lost it in Dublin. Therefore I expect to hear from you sometime circa 2014.
    Madison
    I'll make sure I do that. Right after a failed suicide bid and a holiday to Belgium.
    Madison
    A novelty tie does not make someone interesting.

    It marks them out for execution should the revolution ever come.
    Star
    Don't tell anyone, but I am a bit upset at Kylie's ticket prices, I feel like she's sold out like that old hag Madonna :(
    L
    I am soexcited for our upcoming nuptials; Hurts are gonna be singing at the wedding too

    AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED
    L
    STOP DRINKING

    I KNOW FLAMINGO IS A BIT OF A MESS BUT THE ANSWER IS NOT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE OF JD

    YOU ARE A MESS, AND NOT EVEN A HOT ONE

    AND BRANDON HATES DRUNKS
    Madison
    It was hilarious (as was Michael Aspel). The audience was crying with laughter. Almost had a stich.


    I'm seriously going to start shouting out things in every play I go to from
    now on.
    ameraal
    i don't know what it is, but i am loving you these days
    love me (love me, love me) back, please
    Star
    Ooooh FIERCE;


    Ooooh we could write to her :o

    Write to Emma at:
    Emma Catherwood - Fan Mail, Holby City, 5th Floor Production Office, Neptune House, BBC Elstree, Clarendon Road, Borehamwood, WD6 1JF
    Madison
    I didn't realise it's something I could work out.

    I'll have to give it some thought.
    Madison
    I was, but after the fall of the Berlin Wall, the DDR no longer needed my services :(
    Madison
    Chatrooms are so 2001 though.

    I fear I would watch the film and try to work out which Moopy poster is being portrayed.
    Star
    Between you and me, I bought it as a stocking filler for lolly. But when I got it and smelt it, I decided it really was rather girlie and I kept it for myself. Having said that, you are a homosexualist and all homos smell like girls anyway, so I reckon you could get away with it.
    Star
    Hi darling!

    I was just popping by to recommend the Kylie 'Sexy Darling' shower gel. I bought some the other day and it makes me want to spend all day in the shower.

    I hope you are well xxx
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