Toy Story 5

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Out now! And, for me, the first Toy Story sequel not to knock it out of the park. Or even justify its existence. I kept waiting for the plot to start and then realised this was it.

Bonnie's a little fucking idiot too. There was too much of her for my liking. And no great new characters with anything significant to do. I loved Combat Carl and a few of the other doom-mongering toys, but they were barely there.

And it committed a cardinal sin of making Jessie heterosexual???? WTF?

Still, it was good to see the characters again and there were a fair few fun and sweet moments. Just not to the level of the first four, which are all great. I was sad a lot of the great supporting characters (the Potatoheads, Rex, Slinky, Hamm) were so underused too.

Could we have a poll please @Moderator? KC's done her usual thing for god's sake
 
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I've just realised another cardinal sin: NO BARBIE AND KEN :o
 
I thought the first two were great, especially the second. It’s been diminishing returns since then. Not even sure I’ll bother with this one.
 
It's a well-written, fair review and I agree with every word but I think I'd still give it 3 stars
 
I went to see this to escape the heat, and I sat there thinking I had seen this film 4x before. This franchise has nothing left to say.
 
Far too many humans in this. It’s a Toy Story not Bonnie Having no Spine Story.

Vastly underused with the supporting characters as well so there wasn’t really any humour in this. Was an OK watch but wouldn’t bother watching it again.
 

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