NO WRAP PARTY THIS SEASON
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I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a COPY!!
I'll have a Sauvignon Blanc with two ice cubes, and Mary will have the same too as she copies EVERYTHING I DO!
I’m pint-sized, baptized and highly prized!!
I'm my OWN boss...and it's TIME for a RAISE
GOD is my saviour, my husband is my king and my body? It’s SINFUL!
My love tank is FULL, and I'm driving into my future!!
baby YOU’RE that BITCH!
Blonde hair, yeah, I BLEACHED IT.
You can call me KHALEESI
I stay up on my queen shit
UP HERE the haters look TEENY TINY! ooh
RAISE THE CURTAIN! Lower the lights: I'm taking CENTRE STAGE in MY life!
YES, I'M A FLIRT!! But HOME is where MY heart is.
I MAY be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent REAL!
My FABULOUS LIFE comes down to love and laughter: NOT LUCK!
Just get that spirit off you...tell it to FUCK OFF!
The strongest substance on earth isn't diamonds....IT'S ME!
Firstly: No-one appointed any of you GOD to tell me how I should live my life
I got a new man in my business
And he all about his business
And his name ain't none of your business!
the KETTERING TWINK!!!!
Senhit is THE SIN!
You can run, you can hide
But you're mesmerized
In your mind I am
Already idolized
Those giant trumpets are at the same time very uncomfortable, yet fit in somehow...
Being GAY means you still have a choice: NEW SLOGAN!
Wow!
I #Ramona knows john loves Dorinda but is it a healthy #relationship
We all are kind of zebras in some situations when we are going for an adventures in our lifes!
It's you who eats shit every day, I have Mediterranean diet, love. x
I'm 50 and I'm skinny because I DON'T DRINK!
Another one with homosexual sleeves
MY DAD WAS IN WHAM!
Playing dirty - Not my case!
Tonight we're gonna burn in a party We're wild as fire that's on the loose Hotter than sriracha on our bodies Ta-Taco tamale, that's my mood
You woop my honey I’m gonna hypnotize you I’m freaking crazy And I will mesmerize you!
ROLLING OFF THE ROOF IN ROLLERSKATES
I LOVE HATS!
Hi ladies, it's Taylor. My marriage is OVER!
He wasn't calling you a RACOON FACE, he was talking about KATHY!
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